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Review Group Week 227 - NEW NEW AVENGERS #1

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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:52 pm

BlueStreak wrote:I'm a big believer of no violence in comic books.

It's why I like Bendis. Five issues of talking heads, four two page spreads of fighting, resolution.

8)

this is either some Old Man level performance posting or you are seriously confused.
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S.F. Jude Terror

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:53 pm

thefourthman wrote:obviously, you have not read this one yet. Seriously, it is really bad. EVERYone sounds like Spider-Man (even Doctor Strange)
[spoiler]Luke is ready to start Civil War again with Steve on Iron Man's side, but to shut him the fuck up, Tony sells him Avengers Mansion (yes inexplicably the tower becomes a mansion again between two mother fucking panels) for a dollar, then Steve blind sides him with Hand as a handler after saying it would be hands off.[/spoiler]
It defies logic.


So basically they placte the black man with reparations then continue keeping him down?
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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:55 pm

Jude Terror wrote:So basically they placte the black man with reparations then continue keeping him down?

yeah, but then [spoiler]he bitch slaps her with a HULK THUNDER CLAP!!![/spoiler]
this is a stupid comic book.
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BlueStreak

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Postby BlueStreak » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:56 pm

thefourthman wrote:this is either some Old Man level performance posting or you are seriously confused.


Sarcasm, my friend, sarcasm.
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S.F. Jude Terror

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:58 pm

thefourthman wrote:yeah, but then [spoiler]he bitch slaps her with a HULK THUNDER CLAP!!![/spoiler]
this is a stupid comic book.


Displaying his racial tendency for violence.

New Avengers is an allegory for the plight of the American black man.

Bendis is a genius.
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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:58 pm

BlueStreak wrote:Sarcasm, my friend, sarcasm.

you do know that 8) =/= :roll: , right?
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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:59 pm

Jude Terror wrote:Displaying his racial tendency for violence.

New Avengers is an allegory for the plight of the American black man.

Bendis is a genius.

except you hate Black People therefore hate this story therefore hate Bendis and loath yourself for defending it.
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BlueStreak

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Postby BlueStreak » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:03 pm

thefourthman wrote:you do know that 8) =/= :roll: , right?


I never know which smiley to use, that's why I tend to avoid them. I didn't want people to think I was serious hence the smiley. Oh well, I fail at teh smilies.
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chap22

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Postby chap22 » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:03 pm

thefourthman wrote:obviously, you have not read this one yet. Seriously, it is really bad. EVERYone sounds like Spider-Man (even Doctor Strange)
[spoiler]Luke is ready to start Civil War again with Steve on Iron Man's side, but to shut him the fuck up, Tony sells him Avengers Mansion (yes inexplicably the tower becomes a mansion again between two mother fucking panels) for a dollar, then Steve blind sides him with Hand as a handler after saying it would be hands off.[/spoiler]
It defies logic.


fourthy, i believe the reason it's a mansion and not a tower is b/c thhey're 2 separate buildings. the Avengers will hang in the big shiny tower with the piece of Asgard on top of it, while Cage's boys get to hang in the servant's quarters'...errr...mansion. ;-)
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S.F. Jude Terror

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:03 pm

thefourthman wrote:except you hate Black People therefore hate this story therefore hate Bendis and loath yourself for defending it.


And now He has made you aware of the human condition. His greatness knows no bounds.
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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:08 pm

chap22 wrote:fourthy, i believe the reason it's a mansion and not a tower is b/c thhey're 2 separate buildings. the Avengers will hang in the big shiny tower with the piece of Asgard on top of it, while Cage's boys get to hang in the servant's quarters'...errr...mansion. ;-)

so he bought the place that Wanda blew up?
Did Hank fix it in Mighty or something? last time I saw that place was in Young Avengers and a dollar might have been too much.
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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:10 pm

Jude Terror wrote:And now He has made you aware of the human condition. His greatness knows no bounds.

that's not the human condition, it's more akin to this:
[youtube=425,344,BHFUH_frhBw][/youtube]
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chap22

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Postby chap22 » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:10 pm

thefourthman wrote:so he bought the place that Wanda blew up?
Did Hank fix it in Mighty or something? last time I saw that place was in Young Avengers and a dollar might have been too much.

well, Stark mentioned it was "newly-rebuilt", i'm assuming we're just supposed to accept it's been ongoing off-panel for a while. hell, that place has been rebuilt so many times now it ain't no biggie. probably got a special construction crew on standby.
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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:12 pm

chap22 wrote:well, Stark mentioned it was "newly-rebuilt", i'm assuming we're just supposed to accept it's been ongoing off-panel for a while. hell, that place has been rebuilt so many times now it ain't no biggie. probably got a special construction crew on standby.

it's still shoddy story telling, lots of people that have not read all 500 issues of the Avengers (like me) are going to have the same problem.
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chap22

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Postby chap22 » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:16 pm

thefourthman wrote:it's still shoddy story telling, lots of people that have not read all 500 issues of the Avengers (like me) are going to have the same problem.

nah. you're just dumb. :P

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