I read Garrison #5 (thanks Squid for the offer, but I got the Ogre's last copy) and here's a brief summary for those unable to get the book.
[spoiler]Slutty Blonde Agent (or SBA for short) is driving and bitching about how the fictional agency she may or may not be working for treats her like a child. SBA comes across a dude about to strip down his unconscious/dead identical twin, presumably for identical buttsex.
SBA, being a Republican, takes offense to the identical buttsex and prepares to shoot the guy when he reveals that he actually knows her and has already stripped his twin down twice before she got there. He quickly takes off his shirt to show off his snake tattoos to SBA and reveals himself to be Sketchy Snake Tattoo Guy (or SSTG).
SSTG and SBA are quickly attacked by SSTG's other identical twins, probably in a preemptive strike to avoid the buttsex. However, they are dispatched by SBA and SSTG, who actually pops the eyes of one his twins and then breaks his neck.
Luckily, SBA reveals to SSTG that he's not one of a batch of identical twins, but is a clone instead. That's right, this is a clone story people.
Then SBA and SSTG fly to Nebraska. SBA reveals that snake tattoos make her hot and they screw. The last panel? A picture of her bra sitting on the floor with a tracker on it. Someone's been to SBA's chest before SSTG! DUN DUN DUN!
Art: In a year or two, Francavilla will probably be featured in a filler arc of a Batman book.[/spoiler]
Okay guys, review away!