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[Eli Katz]

As some one who generally likes Bendis, this book was pretty darn boring. All it seemed to do was reiterate how ineffective the Illuminati have been....again. having not read any of the other reviews yet, I will venture to guess that some people who did not like this issue will point to the Ant-Man / Iron Fist and/or Spider-Man / Marvel-Boy (whatever) conversations as low points. To this I respond, they were the only parts of the book I liked, going so far as to laugh out loud at Marvel-Boy.

Beyond that, Avengers #10 was a build up to a let down that barely took 10 minutes to read.

10 minutes of dull story with shitty art.

Story - 5
Art - 1
Overall - 3

You read my mind, obviously. I quote that shitty dialogue in my review.

[doombug]

Wait, did everyone see what just happened?

Punchy gave the book a higher score and twigg gave it a lower score. Are these the ends of days?!

[Zero]

Wait, did everyone see what just happened?

Punchy gave the book a higher score and twigg gave it a lower score. Are these the ends of days?!

Punchy's scale goes from 6-10 so his 8 is basically a 4. Still ridiculously high for this turd though.

[******]

That's not the Punchy scale, the Punchy scale is...

10 = 12
9 = 11
8 = 10
7 = 1
6 = 0
5 = -1
4 = -2
3 = -3
2 = -4
1 = -5

[Punchy]

I gave Larfleeze less than a 6.

[******]

I gave Larfleeze less than a 6.

Which is a negative score on the Punchy scale. No one was arguing with you, the maze was totally lame and the orange cookies looked gross.

[Punchy]

I don't think you lot should be treating a positive attitude as if it's a bad thing.

[Zero]

I don't think you lot should be treating a positive attitude as if it's a bad thing.

I don't think you should grade higher than average just because you disagree with low average scores.

[Punchy]

I don't think you should grade higher than average just because you disagree with low average scores.

I don't do that, I'm just generally not as negative.

The truth is, most of you are way too harsh.

[BlueStreak]

I don't do that, I'm just generally not as negative.

The truth is, most of you are way too harsh.

There were panels in this comic that I could easily replicate with crayons. Combine that with a total lack of editing (and I'm talking about blatant mistakes that could/should have been easily corrected via a thirty second google search) and this book is getting exactly what it deserves.

I think Bendis is a great writer, but he only forms one-third of the ingredients to make a proper comic. Art and editing is needed as well. This book has neither.

[******]

The truth is, most of you are way too harsh.

Just to balance out your low standards... err... positivity.

[Victorian Squid]

I don't think you lot should be treating a positive attitude as if it's a bad thing.

You're a very negative person, liking crappy comics doesn't change that.

[Punchy]

You're a very negative person, liking crappy comics doesn't change that.

You're calling me a negative person?

Hahahahahahahha

[S.F. Jude Terror]

Looks like business is about to pick up.

[Victorian Squid]

You're calling me a negative person?

Hahahahahahahha

^Spreading mirth is but one of the positive things I do everyday.