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Stalzer2002

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by Stalzer2002 » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:59 am
I'm glad someone got it. I was going to suggest that he was a demon who was brought to our world by Nazi occultists during World War II, but I figured that it was too easy.

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S.F. Jude Terror

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by S.F. Jude Terror » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:02 am
fieldy snuts wrote:Jude you should code that list into a story generator and put it up as an itunes app "create your own rich johnson headline"
doing it under the satire category protects you legally, yes?
Check the OP or the
front page article.


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some idiot on facebook wrote:I don't like your belittling tone, Jude. Just because I don't know how to spell the language of some tiny African nation doesn't mean that I'm wrong in thinking that your attitude towards women is 100% wrong. Obviously, you're some skinny, single nerd living on the East Coast who probably derives value in life from wrestling matches, hoping that Wolverine gets to sleep with teenagers and engaging in casual drug use. You're literally the worst thing to happen to comics since Stan Lee.
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fieldy snuts

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by fieldy snuts » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:33 am
You have discovered Rich Johnston's secret rumor:
Geoff Johns raped his own mother.
And using Rich's own birthday (thank you wikipedia):
Jim Lee denied the holocaust ever happened to Barack Obama.
EDIT: or how about like this?

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TheSecondLex

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by TheSecondLex » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:36 am
Ron Perelman beheaded 18 twelve year old girls.
I know I'm a chump for this, but who in twelve fucks in Ron Perelman?
vinnypic wrote:War is necessary. Cops are necessary. One is a necessary evil. one is a necessary force of good. failure to grasp that distinction means you're a high functioning retard.

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Chris

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by Chris » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:40 am
TheSecondLex wrote:Ron Perelman beheaded 18 twelve year old girls.
I know I'm a chump for this, but who in twelve fucks in Ron Perelman?
Former owner of Marvel.
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Keb

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by Keb » Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:30 am
Joe Q is an illegal Mexican!
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doombug

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by doombug » Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:06 am
TheSecondLex wrote:Ron Perelman beheaded 18 twelve year old girls.
I know I'm a chump for this, but who in twelve fucks in Ron Perelman?
He works for the Bureau now.
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Lord Simian

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by Lord Simian » Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:07 am
Stan Lee had sex with Jack Kirby's wife, while Roy Thomas laughed and cried "Hail to the King, True Believers!".
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oogy

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by oogy » Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:10 am
Stan Lee read Amazons Attack to Brian Michael Bendis.


Stephen Colbert wrote:Everybody knows I don't see race. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because I get pretty good service at the Cracker Barrel.
Ron Swanson wrote:You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
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Juan Cena

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by Juan Cena » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:23 pm
Keb wrote:Joe Q is an illegal Mexican!
Joe Q ate an illegal Mexican.
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Juan Cena

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by Juan Cena » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:24 pm
Did Didio has a secret dungeon of sex dwarves.
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Juan Cena

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by Juan Cena » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:26 pm
Y'know, this has to be DC he's talking about, and it must be something Paul Levitz used to blackmail somebody over there with. Only reason I can think of why he's still writing Legion.
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nietoperz

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by nietoperz » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:36 pm
The Nacireman wrote:Y'know, this has to be DC he's talking about, and it must be something Paul Levitz used to blackmail somebody over there with. Only reason I can think of why he's still writing Legion.

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SuperginraiX

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by SuperginraiX » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:44 pm
The Nacireman wrote:Y'know, this has to be DC he's talking about, and it must be something Paul Levitz used to blackmail somebody over there with. Only reason I can think of why he's still writing Legion.
Nobody at DC cares about the Legion. The only reason it's still being published is that they haven't paid enough attention to it to even cancel it.
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by mrorangesoda » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:50 pm
Avi Avrad waterboarded his own mother.
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