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Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel or DC (Worse Than Pedophilia) (UPDATED)

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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby Stalzer2002 » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:59 am

Chris wrote:
It took me a second, but :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I'm glad someone got it. I was going to suggest that he was a demon who was brought to our world by Nazi occultists during World War II, but I figured that it was too easy.
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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:02 am

fieldy snuts wrote:Jude you should code that list into a story generator and put it up as an itunes app "create your own rich johnson headline"

doing it under the satire category protects you legally, yes?


Check the OP or the front page article.

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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby fieldy snuts » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:33 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Check the OP or the front page article.

:lol: :lol:


You have discovered Rich Johnston's secret rumor:
Geoff Johns raped his own mother.

And using Rich's own birthday (thank you wikipedia):
Jim Lee denied the holocaust ever happened to Barack Obama.

EDIT: or how about like this?
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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby TheSecondLex » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:36 am

Ron Perelman beheaded 18 twelve year old girls.



I know I'm a chump for this, but who in twelve fucks in Ron Perelman?
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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby Chris » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:40 am

TheSecondLex wrote:Ron Perelman beheaded 18 twelve year old girls.



I know I'm a chump for this, but who in twelve fucks in Ron Perelman?

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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby Keb » Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:30 am

Joe Q is an illegal Mexican!

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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby doombug » Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:06 am

TheSecondLex wrote:Ron Perelman beheaded 18 twelve year old girls.



I know I'm a chump for this, but who in twelve fucks in Ron Perelman?

He works for the Bureau now.
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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby Lord Simian » Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:07 am

Stan Lee had sex with Jack Kirby's wife, while Roy Thomas laughed and cried "Hail to the King, True Believers!".

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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby oogy » Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:10 am

Stan Lee read Amazons Attack to Brian Michael Bendis.

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Postby Juan Cena » Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:23 am

Keb wrote:Joe Q is an illegal Mexican!



Joe Q ate an illegal Mexican.
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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby Juan Cena » Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:24 am

Did Didio has a secret dungeon of sex dwarves.
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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby Juan Cena » Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:26 am

Y'know, this has to be DC he's talking about, and it must be something Paul Levitz used to blackmail somebody over there with. Only reason I can think of why he's still writing Legion.
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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby nietoperz » Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:36 am

The Nacireman wrote:Y'know, this has to be DC he's talking about, and it must be something Paul Levitz used to blackmail somebody over there with. Only reason I can think of why he's still writing Legion.


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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby SuperginraiX » Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:44 am

The Nacireman wrote:Y'know, this has to be DC he's talking about, and it must be something Paul Levitz used to blackmail somebody over there with. Only reason I can think of why he's still writing Legion.

Nobody at DC cares about the Legion. The only reason it's still being published is that they haven't paid enough attention to it to even cancel it.
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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby mrorangesoda » Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:50 am

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