There hasn't been a DC villain with a name that utterly insipid since
Wait a minute... there might be legal precedent. Of course! Land-snatching!
[grabs a law book]
Land, land... "Land: see Snatch."
[flips back several pages]
Ah, Haley vs. United States. Haley: 7, United States: nothing. You see, it can be done!