Sybil the Kitten (and Friends) Saves Comics!

Discuss the latest comic book news and front page articles, read or post your own reviews of comics, and talk about anything comic book related. Threads from the two subforums below will also show up here. News Stand topics can also be read and posted in from The Asylum.

Hey you! Reader! Want to be a part of the GREATEST COMIC BOOK AND GEEK COMMUNITY on the web?! Logged in users see WAY LESS ADS, so why not register? It's fast and it's easy, like your mom! Sign up today! Membership spots are limited!*

*Membership spots not really limited!

User avatar
Rain Partier
Posts: 30183
Likes: 0 post
Liked in: 0 post
Joined: Mon May 18, 2009 1:54 pm

Sybil the Kitten (and Friends) Saves Comics!

Postby LOLtron » Fri May 10, 2013 6:27 am

Sybil the Kitten (and Friends) Saves Comics!

More pictures of kittens and cats playing with comics. WHY HAVEN'T YOU CLICKED YET?!

In the year 2047, the comic book industry is in ruins, thanks to years of sexist, juvenile, and often offensively lazy comic book writing by major comic book publishers. In a last ditch effort to save the medium, a group of desperate comic book bloggers from The Bleeding OutBeat Alliance, the number one comics megasite of that time period, use the last of their resources to send one very special kitten back in time, armed with the the knowledge that can change the future.

Unfortunately, in a grave miscalculation, she was sent back to 2013, ten years before cats abandon the pretense that they can't speak English and allow humans to communicate with them. As a result, for fear of disrupting the space-time continuum, she has no choice but to take on the monumental task of preventing an apocalyptic possible future all by herself, by shredding the crap out of the comic book industry, one shitty comic at a time.

She is Sybil the Kitten.  And she's coming for you.

This Week's Episode: A Free Comic Book Day's Massacre

As you can see, Sybil thoroughly enjoyed this year's FCBD pickups and recommends both Kill Shakespeare and Brian Wood's Local to the masses. 

Reader Photos!

The Outhouse's own Pink Peril sent in this picture of her cat Raven defeating Black Adam in battle.  

And the Outhouse's CausticLibrarian's Dub and Daphne are reading Daken: Dark Wolverine #22 (the second part of Rob William's Lost Weekend arc). 

If your animal has also been sent back in time to prevent the comicpocalypse, send a picture of him or her interacting with a comic/geeky item to, with the email title MY ANIMAL SAVES COMICS. We'll feature the ongoing adventures of Sybil and her friends every Friday.

Written or Contributed by BlueStreak



S.F. Jude Terror
User avatar
Posts: 79767
Likes: 0 post
Liked in: 0 post
Joined: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:44 pm
Location: Up Your Ass
Title: Webmaster Supreme
Formerly: Dr. Jude Terror

Re: Sybil the Kitten (and Friends) Saves Comics!

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri May 10, 2013 4:36 pm

This column will one day become the most popular thing on the internet and completely overtake this website.

The Old Doctor
User avatar
A Damn Cuddly Beast
Posts: 70824
Likes: 0 post
Liked in: 0 post
Joined: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:00 pm
Location: Toronto, ONT, Canadah
Formerly: /人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人\

Re: Sybil the Kitten (and Friends) Saves Comics!

Postby The Old Doctor » Fri May 10, 2013 4:48 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:This column will one day become the most popular thing on the internet and completely overtake this website.

"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"
""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

IvCNuB4 wrote:The Old Doctor is Cat-Scratch ?
Well that explains a lot :lol:

BubbaKanoosh wrote:Old Doctor is the NuDCU's Catscratch

io9 wrote:What We Learned From Obsessively Studying The New Suicide Squad Footage - Toronto is a dark and dangerous place, full of menace.

This all could have been about Idris Elba &/or Scarlett Johansson

User avatar
The Virgin Connie Swail
Posts: 3888
Likes: 0 post
Liked in: 0 post
Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:26 pm
Formerly: Pink Peril

Re: Sybil the Kitten (and Friends) Saves Comics!

Postby Pink_Orchid » Fri May 10, 2013 5:39 pm

Poor Black Adam. She wouldn't let me take him off her collar, after awhile both she and I forgot he was there.

leave a comment with facebook

Return to The News Stand

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Amoebas, Cavemold, dethpillow, Earth-2 NoctourneM, Google [Bot], Yahoo [Bot] and 37 guests