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Re: Female Characters That Would Be Playboy Material

Postby Draco x » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:26 am

Schlemmer wrote:Image


Sad but funny in a sense. What am I going to do with you guys?

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Re: Female Characters That Would Be Playboy Material

Postby Draco x » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:27 am

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LMAO!

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Re: Female Characters That Would Be Playboy Material

Postby Draco x » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:28 am

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:smt011

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Re: Female Characters That Would Be Playboy Material

Postby Benderbrau » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:29 am

GHERU wrote:no matter what, picking out which under age / high school girls (Spoiler, Kelly Kapowski, Lisa Turtle), human animal hybrids (Cheetara), aliens (Jade and VooDoo), or any other fictional character should be in Playboy is real sad.

the fact that you have had to make two threads about it is even sadder

the fact you call us "bloggers" is annoying

Saying we need to tone down our antics shows a complete lack of understand how we operate

and finally, this thread here (and the other one) basically sums up most every bad stereotype comic there are for comic book readers. Hell, even I imagine you sitting in your mom's basement re-making this thread in the hopes some one would post a hot fan-fic picture of Scarlett right before Snake-Eyes pulls out his sword.

"tone it down" :lol:
I'll give you this, you are funny

Please stop driving away new posters. It's not cool.
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Re: Female Characters That Would Be Playboy Material

Postby b.lumpkin » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:30 pm

Definitely Gadget Hackenwrench getting double ended by the chipmunks

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Re: Female Characters That Would Be Playboy Material

Postby TerriG » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:32 pm

wow some of you guys act like crackheads about vaginas

except i wonder if you can be an addict if you've never even had one?

OH SHIT I WENT THERE

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Re: Female Characters That Would Be Playboy Material

Postby The Old Doctor » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:34 pm

TerriG wrote:wow some of you guys act like crackheads about vaginas

except i wonder if you can be an addict if you've never even had one?

OH SHIT I WENT THERE


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Re: Female Characters That Would Be Playboy Material

Postby dairydead » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:34 pm

I love you guys at the Outboard.
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Re: Female Characters That Would Be Playboy Material

Postby b.lumpkin » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:35 pm

TerriG wrote:wow some of you guys act like crackheads about vaginas

except i wonder if you can be an addict if you've never even had one?

OH SHIT I WENT THERE

i have a vagina
i keep it in the freezer and warm it up in the microwave on lonely nights when i'm laying low from the neighborhood watch

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Re: Female Characters That Would Be Playboy Material

Postby CountD » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:51 pm

thred was worth time reading. :lol:

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Re: Female Characters That Would Be Playboy Material

Postby Draco x » Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:58 pm

CountD wrote:thred was worth time reading. :lol:


Indeed. Madness all over but you quickly get used to it. 8)

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Re: Female Characters That Would Be Playboy Material

Postby Draco x » Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:58 pm

dairydead wrote:I love you guys at the Outboard.


Yup, these guys grow on you quickly no matter how batshit crazy they are 8)

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Re: Female Characters That Would Be Playboy Material

Postby Draco x » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:21 pm

Despite the madness I have unwittingly created, I will try and salvage this before this most likely gets locked again by showing you by posting this. Now if creepy ass Hugh Hefner were to do fictional females this is how it would go. Here how the comic/ magazine would run on a issue basis:

Playmates Of The Month:

January-Wonder Woman
February-Gwen Stacey
March-Black Widow
April-Storm
May-Rogue
June-Lady Shiva
July-She-Ra
August-Teela
September-Mary Jane Watson
October-Catwoman & Black Cat
November-Phoenix( Jean Grey)
December( Psylocke)

Cybermates:

January-Scarlet, Lady Jaye, Baroness, Cover Girl
February-Jinx, Vixen, Elektra, Victoria Hand
March-Poison Ivy, Namora, Firestar, Betty Brant
April-Blaze( Streets Of Rage), Chun Li, Nina Williams, Eliza Maza
May-Xena: Warrior Princess, Callisto, Red Sonya, Lady Bullseye
June-Voodoo, Cyblade, Red She Hulk, Lyja
July-Invisible Woman, White Queen, Cassandra Cain, Mystique
August-She Hulk, Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Rachel( Ninja Gaiden)
September-Glory, Dawn, Arachne( Jessica Carpenter), Pepper Potts
October-Lady Death, Angela, Artemis( Wonder Woman), Donna Troy
November-Scarlet Witch, Crystal( Marvel), Medusa( Marvel), Queen Lilandra
December-Jesse Quick, Jade, Katana, Looker

Special Features:

Birds Of Prey-Catwoman, Huntress and Black Canary
Josie & The Pussycats
Jemm & The Holograms
Videogame Vixens-Chun Li, Cammy, Rose, Nina and Anna Williams, Jun Kazama, Blaze, Marion
Warrior Women-Teela, Xena, Callisto, Wonder Woman, Artemis, Zealot, Red Sonya, Aresia
Hottest Aliens-Starfire, Lilandra, Deathbird, Lyja, Huntara, Cheetarah, Willa( Thunderkats)
Badass Babes-Mandora( Thunderkats), Ranger Sydney, Katana, Lady Shiva, Black Widow, Black Canary
Girls Of Riverdale-Betty, Veronica, Cheryl, Nancy, Midge

More to come( If this thread doesn't get locked down by then)

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Re: Female Characters That Would Be Playboy Material

Postby Zenguru » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:43 pm

draco x wrote:
Sad but funny in a sense. What am I going to do with you guys?

Please, don't anybody answer that question. Psivage! I'm looking at you! :deadpool

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Re: Female Characters That Would Be Playboy Material

Postby Dragavon » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:45 pm

draco x wrote:
Groan, have I offended you with my simple requests? I will first off point out that I was not the one who caused the first thread to be locked down-and yes, while I was ignorant of the nudity rule on the Outboard, I did not make any raunchy comments or other ones I care not to mention. Had I known what a dust-storm I was creating I would never have made this threads. However, it is a lesson learned and I have moved on now.
Ssecondly, I have no wish to dictate what people say here as I welcome all opinions, but if it is going to cause problems for the administrators on the Outboard, that's a different thing. Again, I don't make the rules on Outboard but I am trying to follow them.
Thirdly, the guy-who-lives-in-his-momma's-basement is a stereotype within itself and is a played out assumption-I have my own crib by the way.
Fourthly, thanks for ackknowledging I have a sense of humor as that statement is the only thing I agree with in regards to your reply.

...Are you translating from another language? Because this places is The Outhouse.

Maybe you meant to go to a board called the Outboard? :smt102
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