by Ntikrst » Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:20 pm
Accept no substitutes Batfans, the true Dark Detective has returned!
What a glorious start to a new series, well especially if you've ever been deeply offended by The Raping of Nanking. This is why The Shadow is King, not only does he kill what needs killing without dribbling all over his cape about his retarded ideologies, he has super-powers that enable him to dominate his foes in a believable manner without relying on his opponent's bad aim.
This issue was a great start to the series. Rationalized ultra violence against bad guys hasn't been this enjoyable since Stallone cut loose on the .50 cal in Rambo 4. A slight psychic upgrade now allows him to see people's future to some degree, which hopefully leads to some interesting developments later on. Not to mention the ladies love him, or is he just clouding their minds? Even better!
This single issue was better than every other Batman comic book put together. Batman is an ineffectual child by comparison, ruled by fear and ideological rhetoric. I'm glad to cleanse my palate of that overexposed rodent fetishist!
Proof is imminent...