The latest in Stephanie Brown conspiracy news from your Stephanie Brown Conspiracy headquarters, The Outhouse.
Source: Bleeding Cool
Earlier this week, the promise of a Stephanie Brown appearance was dangled in front of yearning fans and then pulled away at the last second, like Lucy pulls the football away from Charlie Brown before he can kick it, or like I hold bowls of delicious Lucky Charms just out of reach over my children and then eat them myself and laugh merrily (those little bastards will never get me Lucky Charms!). The whole saga was covered by The Outhouse and rivals Bleeding Cool, with varying degrees of citation on both sides (mainly this one).
Now, Rich "The Spider" Johnston, that sneaky eunuch, has learned from his little birds that DC is set to release a Stephanie Brown Heroclix figure. The figure is clearly Stephanie, with blonde hair, purple costume, and the name Stephanie Brown printed on her file card. Thus far, not a single Stephanie Brown product has made it to its promised market, though iTunes did release the episodes of Young Justice that DC allegedly had pulled from Cartoon Network. So what will happen to this Heroclix figure?
We reached out to Dan Didio for comment, but he was dressed in a robe and long white beard, standing in front of the Heroclix factory's loading dock shouting "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Chances are, the figure will be recolored to be Barbara Gordon at the last minute, or recalled for containing toxic amounts of lead paint.
Stay tuned to The Outhouse for all your Stephanie Brown updates. Not Bleeding Cool. Bleeding Cool would be a good choice if you need someone to smuggle your whore into your castle and keep it a secret from your incestuous sister. For Stephanie Brown news, you want The Outhouse.
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