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by **BlueStreak** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:59 pm

After reading the last two issues of Ultimate Spider-Man, the Once and Future Squid and I both came to the conclusion that Ultimate Mary Jane and Ultimate Peter Parker finally made their first attempt at making an Ultimate Mayday Parker.

Punchy disagrees and feels that Peter did not stop by MJ's house to play a game of Shoot the Web Fluid into the Vagina with her but rather just to hold hands in her bedroom. However, this doesn't mean that Punchy is a prude (he's all about the intercourse, in both comics and real life), it just means that he believes there's no possibility that Peter hit the jackpot.

So which do you feel is the correct interpretation of events? Remember, this one is for all the Internets!

by **Punchy** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:42 pm

There is nothing in this issue to indicate any hanky panky went on, I don't understand how anybody could have come to that conclusion, it's baffling.

by **Fintan** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:44 pm

Punchy is right.

by **Punchy** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:46 pm

I don't like how this poll is making me out to be some kind of a prude, I've no problem with sex in comics, it just didn't happen in this issue.

by **BlueStreak** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:57 pm

Punchy wrote:I don't like how this poll is making me out to be some kind of a prude, I've no problem with sex in comics, it just didn't happen in this issue.

OP fixed to eliminate any insinuation that Punchy is a prude.

by **Rockman** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:00 pm

There is no indication in that issue that it happened.

by **thefourthman** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:57 pm

which issue? they had sex a while back.

by **thefourthman** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:58 pm

Also, Punchy is a prude, but I fail to see what that has to do with anything.
:smt006

by **Punchy** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:10 pm

thefourthman wrote:which issue? they had sex a while back.

No they didn't. There was an annual where they considered it, but they ended up not doing it.

by **spidertour02** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:17 pm

I stopped reading this comic ages ago. Post a scan, and you will get a free untainted opinion (because I have no idea what's been going on in the book)! :wink:

by **Starlord** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:31 pm

I've come away from this thread with the belief that Punchy is a prude. Nothing else... :smt011

by **john lewis hawk** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:28 am

Punchy is wrong. So wrong that you wonder if he managed to get onto the 'net by banging his head on the keyboard until his computer submitted to his stupid ways.

I didn't read the issue.

by **Victorian Squid** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:13 am

Punchy wrote:I don't like how this poll is making me out to be some kind of a prude, I've no problem with sex in comics, it just didn't happen in this issue.

What about full-on scissoring in Batwoman?

Oh and my poll answer is in tha butt.