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[LOLtron]

Marvel's new line of Avengers cologne is in stores today from JADS International, LLC. Yum!

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JADS International, LLC, a misguided perfume company, is making the products available at select retail stores in the US and Canada, as well as online from their website at http://www.jadsinternational.com/

Why anyone would think that the body musk of superheroes, who, let's face it, must be pretty sweaty, would be a fragrance people would want to purposely put on their body is beyond me, but chances are if you're reading this, you're never getting laid anyway, so what could you lose?

Here are the products that are available:

The JADS Spring 2012 Line for Marvel's The Avengers is most accessible online and includes:

The Avengers Cologne Set (four 60ml Eud du Toilette Vaporisateur Spray Colognes, $59.99). Set includes four heroic fragrances:

-- Patriot Cologne, Your Attack Plan: inspired by Captain America, pays homage to the confident, stand-up to bullies, hard working average Joe in everyman. The cologne features hints of green lime and white pepper with finishes of dry oak wood, sandalwood and tequila.

-- Mark VII Cologne, Armor Up: inspired by Iron Man, combines mandarin and jasmine with light patchouli to create a contemporary expression of "I don't play well with others" confidence; leaving you ready for whatever a genius, billionaire, playboy-philanthropist might encounter throughout their day.

-- Worthy Cologne, Posses the Power: inspired by Thor, is a woody citrus cologne with a combination of bergamot, frozen ginger and wheatgrass blended with a hint of fresh natural grapefruit and layered with cypress; creating a deep dry masculine almost "God-like" musk.

- SMASH!, Be Angry: inspired by Hulk, is a clean scent with clear top notes of water lily and nutmeg, which carries on an intense woody dry down, enriched with Indian sandalwood, dry musk and warm cedar. Complimentary to full range emotions, it wears well at work, in the lab, or an evening out on the town.

Additional Scents:

-- Black Widow Perfume (50ml Vaporisateur Eau de Parfum, $29.99) - Russian spy, trained assassin, world-class ballerina, girl from legal department. This perfume has a clear shot of citrus slowly giving way to sensual caramel and honey. The scent dries down with a blend of bitter chocolate, clear patchouli and praline.

-- Infinity Formula Cologne (100ml Eud du Toilette Vaporisateur Spray Cologne, $29.99) - Inspired by Nick Fury, CIC of S.H.I.E.L.D., this cologne is a seductive fragrance for not just any man; but only for those who will risk everything to keep the dream of freedom alive. And sure, you could describe it as a citron cocktail smoothed over with a couple of stiff shots of tonka bean and guaiac wood; or you could just put it on and know it makes you smell good.

-- Mischief Cologne (100ml Eud du Toilette Vaporisateur Spray Cologne, $29.99) - Inspired by Thor's bad brother, Loki, this unisex fragrance combines a base of green tea and amber with bergamot and cardamom in a dangerous-sexy, yet playful way that wears well on anyone; day or night.

All fragrances are made in the USA, so while not buying them is an understandable hygiene choice, it's also basically a terrorist attack on America. Still, not buying them is the lesser of two evils, in this reporter's opinion.

But if you're still interested: http://www.jadsinternational.com/

Source: Press Release
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror


http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/news/comics-news/18732-want-to-smell-like-wolverine-well-alright.html/

[Grayson]

It's the tequila scent in the Captain America cologne that gets me. Nothing about tequila makes me think about the United States, patriotism, or anything the Rio Grande.

[eltopo]

wolverine should smell like old spice and whiskey

[Chesscub]

wolverine should smell like old spice and whiskey

And cigars

[eltopo]

And cigars

ha

[Timbales]

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[S.F. Jude Terror]

http://www.theouthousers.com/forum/post2696189.html#p2696189

Yeah, the press release was out on Newswire because they're available today for purchase.

[Grayson]

wolverine should smell like old spice and whiskey

For some reason, I also imagine there would be a hint of beef jerky in there as well.

[IvCNuB4]

Marvel: the scent of Desperation

[Zechs]

Is today April 1st or something?

[eltopo]

For some reason, I also imagine there would be a hint of beef jerky in there as well.

good call

[Timbales]

and cock cheese

[Arion]

And cigars

Absolutely, even if Marvel won't let him smoke anymore...

[Victorian Squid]

No doubt most of the ingredients will be petroleum byproducts and known carcinogens or neurotoxins like most colognes, the industry being only held to its own standards of self regulation. Better have a healing factor to wear that crap.

[Timbales]

They make "Shirtless Kirk". My brother bought that for me one year for my birthday. It's gross.