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by Keb » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:08 pm

Seriously though, Arab girls are nuts. My friend's girlfriend hit him with her car once when they were arguing.

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by Keb » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:08 pm

Seriously though, Arab girls are nuts. My friend's girlfriend hit him with her car once when they were arguing.

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by Herald » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:10 pm

Keb wrote:I've chilled with, been friends with, dated and banged Arabic females. I win.

Didn't you say you were "done" with conversing with me?? For the SECOND TIME this thread??

Clearly, you can't be believed in THAT regard, either. :roll:

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by Herald » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:10 pm

Keb wrote:I've chilled with, been friends with, dated and banged Arabic females. I win.

Didn't you say you were "done" with conversing with me?? For the SECOND TIME this thread??

Clearly, you can't be believed in THAT regard, either. :roll:

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by Keb » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:12 pm

That same girl also decided she didn't want to go out with one of my friends so she slept with another one of my friends just to send him a message.

Drama

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by Keb » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:12 pm

That same girl also decided she didn't want to go out with one of my friends so she slept with another one of my friends just to send him a message.

Drama

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by Keb » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:14 pm

And then another time she got mad because I asked her if I could ask one of her friends out for coffee. WTF kind of shit is that!

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by Keb » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:14 pm

And then another time she got mad because I asked her if I could ask one of her friends out for coffee. WTF kind of shit is that!

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by muddyglass » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:55 pm

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awesome.

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by muddyglass » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:55 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:

awesome.

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by MoneyMelon » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:12 pm

I thought it was cool when Jade was a Green Lantern for a little while, but I don't think she exists in the New 52 universe, does she?

Anyway, I'd be fine with a female GL, although I think there were already too many Earth GLs even before Simon Baz was shoe-horned into the book for a clumsy attempt by Geoff Johns to be socially conscious or something.

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by MoneyMelon » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:12 pm

Grayson

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by Grayson » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:21 pm

Herald wrote:Then everything you've just said is meaningless.

You say that but clearly I was just luring you into my trap. :twisted:

Boom, now I have definitively bested your argument.

Close the thread. I win!

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by Grayson » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:21 pm

Herald wrote:Then everything you've just said is meaningless.

You say that but clearly I was just luring you into my trap. :twisted:

Boom, now I have definitively bested your argument.

Close the thread. I win!

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by S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:24 pm

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by S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:24 pm

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by SuperginraiX » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:34 am

Grayson wrote:

You say that but clearly I was just luring you into my trap.

Boom, now I have definitively bested your argument.

Close the thread. I win!

Where are your FACTS? I see no proof here and therefore, I win.

Or something.

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by SuperginraiX » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:34 am

Grayson wrote:

You say that but clearly I was just luring you into my trap.

Boom, now I have definitively bested your argument.

Close the thread. I win!

Where are your FACTS? I see no proof here and therefore, I win.

Or something.

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by Grayson » Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:09 am

SuperginraiX wrote:Where are your FACTS? I see no proof here and therefore, I win.

Or something.

Proof? Why would I NEED any proof? A picture is CLEARLY worth a thousand words. I posted 2 pictures, so obviously my proof is somewhere within those two thousand words. It's not my fault that I can't be bothered to find them...right? :smt102

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by Grayson » Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:09 am

SuperginraiX wrote:Where are your FACTS? I see no proof here and therefore, I win.

Or something.

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by oogy » Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:07 pm

Keb wrote:I've chilled with, been friends with, dated and banged Arabic females. I win.

Without pics, these are just wild claims with no proof.

/Herald'd

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by oogy » Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:07 pm

Keb wrote:I've chilled with, been friends with, dated and banged Arabic females. I win.

Without pics, these are just wild claims with no proof.

/Herald'd

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by Draco x » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:18 pm

Thunderstorm wrote:Green Lanterns are without fear. If there was a Muslim Female Green Lantern, she wouldn't have fear. Not from societal or religious pressure, not from exposing her body, not from anything. She'd be buck naked if we're going for realism. I think it would be an interesting spin on the fear thing.

Exactly what I was thinking. This would be what would make the female GL character interesting is her using her powers to fight against certain aspects of her culture. I would have had the character come from a very strict and conservative upbringing who would defy family's Muslim beliefs and was cast out-or better yet almost get killed by her family via honor killing. The ring would appear as she was about to be killed and she uses it to strike down her would be killers and take down her family for their actions. It would then spin to her to dealing with things like honor killings and violence against women as well as the usual super-villain threats like Sinestro, Atrocitus, Larfleeze and so on. So much could be done with this concept if anyone other than Didio could do it right and not mess it up.

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by Draco x » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:18 pm

Thunderstorm wrote:Green Lanterns are without fear. If there was a Muslim Female Green Lantern, she wouldn't have fear. Not from societal or religious pressure, not from exposing her body, not from anything. She'd be buck naked if we're going for realism. I think it would be an interesting spin on the fear thing.

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by Eric Ratcliffe » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:23 pm

Draco, major kudos man for actually having a well thought out and reasonable conversation dude. :drunk

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by Eric Ratcliffe » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:23 pm

Draco, major kudos man for actually having a well thought out and reasonable conversation dude. :drunk

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by Draco x » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:34 pm

Keb wrote:Seriously though, Arab girls are nuts. My friend's girlfriend hit him with her car once when they were arguing.

So some personal experiences you and your friends have had are the basis of this notion against female Arabic characters then? Plus this sounds like a rash generalization of a whole group of women.

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by Draco x » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:34 pm

Keb wrote:Seriously though, Arab girls are nuts. My friend's girlfriend hit him with her car once when they were arguing.

So some personal experiences you and your friends have had are the basis of this notion against female Arabic characters then? Plus this sounds like a rash generalization of a whole group of women.