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Eric Ratcliffe

Staff Writer

Postby Eric Ratcliffe » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:52 pm

draco x wrote:
So I have finally earned Doombug's respect then? And all it took was thread about female Arabic Green Lanterns and birqas. :-D :-D :-D

Eh, I don't dislike you. We'll keep it at that. :lol:
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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:08 pm

draco x wrote:
Can it kill you to come up with a better wisecrack than this? The whole comparing me to Herald thing has been done so many times before.


I'm out of your league, kid. You need to work your way up to feud with me. :P
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GLX

Outhouse Editor

Postby GLX » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:18 pm

Thunderstorm wrote:Only at the Outhouse can a Green Lantern thread devolve into a flame war over ladies fashion.


:lol:
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GLX

Outhouse Editor

Postby GLX » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:30 pm

syxxpakk wrote:I'm actually a burqa-designer on the side.

This one time I made a burqa for this woman and she came to me and tried to pay with a cow. I tried very persistently to explain to her that I couldn't accept said cow but she kept going on about how I was being unfair to her because she was a nocturnal and the US doesn't really provided services for them or something. Anyway, she ended up and I shit you not, offering me her little brother as collateral until she could get the money. She told me he was a great worker and I could use him as an apprentice or something. I told her I already had a

Clumsy Fat Sidekick

and didn't need another. So of course it became a thing and her brother came up and he was pretty pissed. He ultimately faked his death to try and get her the burqa, but when I found out he was calling from the same phone number he had used once before I was like "Get out of here Marcus." Then another time he pretended to be a reverend to try and get the burqa but it was all a SWERVE~! Can you imagine?

So a couple of weeks pass by and he comes back with a lawyer. This is legit, mind. Anyway the lawyer was being very fervent and quite racist about his point, but I was like "You might know all about the law and Superman's legal history and shit but I ain't taking no cows." So the lawyer was all "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE SIN CITY" (which was written by Grant Morrison, or was that Alan Moore? I don't know, UPS still has my copy and refuses to deliver it) but I was like "Nah dawg."

So another couple of weeks pass and wouldn't you know it but the guy comes back for the burqa but by this time I've already turned into some lingerie for porn (SEXY BURQA SPOILERS!). So he's pissed of course because he thinks he's still going to get the burqa and now his sister will look like one of those girls in those anime cartoons or comics or whatever that attract those weirdos who think Hermione Granger is hot or dress up like cats. So he gets all upset again and says some choice words, but I can't make out what he's saying because keeps putting ampersands in the cuss words and stuff which is really weird because he also called me an abortion. Legit didn't get his deal there. Then I told him I didn't like him very much so he went and complained about it next door, but whatever I guess I got a little uppity once because people called me bias (seriously WTF was that about?).

So the next day he comes back and I'm watching the most important match in history (Randy Savage vs. Ricky Steamboat, of course). So he goes on in and on about the burqa and how he wants the burqa but the cow is dead and the burqa is a porn movie (you've probably seen a picture of it in a thread here by Schlemmer) and there's just nothing that's going help him so he makes like Randy O***n and slips out.

Long story short?

Nice job Summer Folk, it was Trayvon's fault.


:smt005
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Draco x

Fagorstorm

Postby Draco x » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:29 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
I'm out of your league, kid. You need to work your way up to feud with me. :P


Bah, Dark Paw fears no one-except Totem Bear. :-D :-D :-D
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Draco x

Fagorstorm

Postby Draco x » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:30 am

doombug wrote:Eh, I don't dislike you. We'll keep it at that. :lol:


:-D :-D :-D
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syxxpakk

Wrasslin' Fan

Postby syxxpakk » Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:55 pm

But really, I won this thread.
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Draco x

Fagorstorm

Postby Draco x » Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:23 am

syxxpakk wrote:But really, I won this thread.


Flogging a deadhorse, aren't we?
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Herald

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Postby Herald » Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:00 am

draco x wrote:
Flogging a deadhorse, aren't we?


The poor guy's got to try to salvage SOMEthing of value out of this day. :smt102
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Draco x

Fagorstorm

Postby Draco x » Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:03 am

Herald wrote:
The poor guy's got to try to salvage SOMEthing of value out of this day. :smt102


So he chooses to resurrect a thread everyone moved on from weeks ago as a last resort? We can both agree on how pathetic this action is, Herald.
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SuperginraiX

Outhouse Editor

Postby SuperginraiX » Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:28 am

Herald wrote:
The poor guy's got to try to salvage SOMEthing of value out of this day. :smt102


draco x wrote:
So he chooses to resurrect a thread everyone moved on from weeks ago as a last resort? We can both agree on how pathetic this action is, Herald.


S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Herald and Draco would make a good vaudeville comedy act.
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syxxpakk

Wrasslin' Fan

Postby syxxpakk » Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:12 am

draco x completely missing the point in me bumping this thread.

There is, literally, nothing surprising about that.
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IvCNuB4

Staff Writer

Postby IvCNuB4 » Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:24 am

"Sometime in the not-too-distant future" ... :groucho:

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Rikk Odinson

Society Member

Postby Rikk Odinson » Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:30 am

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The Old Doctor

Postby The Old Doctor » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:11 am

Gladiator X wrote:Image


Great headlight! :-D

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