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Who do you think could beat up Batman?

Postby misac » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:41 pm

No guys that can punt mountains to the moon.

Captain America
Black Panther
Karnak
I can't think of anyone else at the moment

Maybe
Kitty Pryde
Nightcrawler
Black Canary
Wolverine (back in the day at least)
Taskmaster
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Postby DeadFett » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:45 pm

With enough prep time no one can beat Batman. :wink:
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Re: Who do you think could beat up Batman?

Postby nietoperz » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:29 pm

misac wrote:No guys that can punt mountains to the moon.

Captain America
Black Panther
Karnak
I can't think of anyone else at the moment

Maybe
Kitty Pryde
Nightcrawler
Black Canary
Wolverine (back in the day at least)
Taskmaster


None of the above. 8)
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Postby Keb » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:33 pm

Me.
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Postby MoneyMelon » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:35 pm

Wolverine

Unbreakable skeleton, extensive ninja training, willing to kill, built in claws, 100 years of experience, healing factor allows him to recover faster.

Even with all that, I think it'd be a close fight. But I see Wolverine edging Batman out mainly due to endurance.
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Postby Starlord » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:29 pm

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Postby Daniel » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:20 pm

Starlord could beat Batman off.
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Re: Who do you think could beat up Batman?

Postby Lord Simian » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:33 pm

misac wrote:No guys that can punt mountains to the moon.

Captain America
Black Panther
Karnak
I can't think of anyone else at the moment

Maybe
Kitty Pryde
Nightcrawler
Black Canary
Wolverine (back in the day at least)
Taskmaster


I don't see Pryde having a shot. Canary, MAYBE. Not Wagner. Wolvie would make it VERY close, but I have to give the edge to Bats.

Of your maybe's, I think Taskmaster is likely the best bet, and even then, Batman has beaten Prometheus twice, and therefore....
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Postby john lewis hawk » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:12 pm

Black Panther's a definite. He's pretty much Batman but with better resources.

Wolverine's a definite if Bats doesn't have a counter for adamantium.

I think it can go either way with Captain America however, I think Cap's probably in better physical shape so I'll give him a slight win.

Karnak, realistically, would wipe the floors with Bats, Panther, Wolvie, and Cap combined but because he's less famous, he'll definitely lose.

And I don't see Moon Knight winning unless it's a full moon (or however his powers work).

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Postby Starlord » Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:38 am

Forbush Man wrote:Starlord could beat Batman off.


I tried once, but Dick kept getting in my way. :roll:
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Postby MoneyMelon » Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:41 am

starlord wrote:I tried once, but Dick kept getting in my way. :roll:

Isn't Dick the whole point? :?
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Postby Starlord » Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:46 am

MoneyMelon wrote:Isn't Dick the whole point? :?


not the way he was going at it, it wasn't. :evil:
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Postby MoneyMelon » Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:49 am

starlord wrote:not the way he was going at it, it wasn't. :evil:

You should have told him to go back to the hot pants.
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Re: Who do you think could beat up Batman?

Postby misac » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:37 pm

Lord Simian wrote:I don't see Pryde having a shot. Canary, MAYBE. Not Wagner. Wolvie would make it VERY close, but I have to give the edge to Bats.

Of your maybe's, I think Taskmaster is likely the best bet, and even then, Batman has beaten Prometheus twice, and therefore....


With Kitty and Kurt I was thinking they'd have more of a chance because of their powers and not their fighting prowess.

I forgot to add Karate Kid.
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Re: Who do you think could beat up Batman?

Postby nietoperz » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:39 pm

misac wrote:I forgot to add Karate Kid.


Batman has beaten up both versions of this character recently, though.
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