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Check out these holiday greetings from Zenescope Entertainment, the leader in softcore comic book porn.
Nothing says Christmas to this reporter like grabbing a glass of eggnog and sitting down in front of a stocking-adorned fireplace to masturbate furiously to drawings of anatomically-impossible women in skimpy clothing until you have to go to the emergency room with third degree chafe burns. Zenescope Entertainment feels the same way and has sent the following digital holiday cards out to the press.
Also included are covers for Fly the Fall #3, Sleepy Hollow #3, and Grimm Universe #2, which we are pretty sure implies Little Red Riding Hood is about to have sex with the wolf. Enjoy, you creepy spankers.
Written or Contributed by Jude Terror
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