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Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Postby LOLtron » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:37 am

The Outhouse suggests some slogans for DC to use when promoting their new Relaunch!


DC is heavily promoting their New 52 Relaunch with television ads, radio spots, print advertising and a heavy media blitz.  However, last night the Outhouse discovered that DC was missing a crucial part to their marketing campaign.  Nowhere to be found is a catchy slogan. 

Without further ado, here's what the Outhouse came up with to help bail DC out and ensure that their marketing push is a success.  Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments below!

The New 52: Did You Like the 90's? So Did We!

The New 52: Employing More Jeans Models than the Other Guys.

The New 52: Because Every Comics Fan Should Own an Action Comics #1

The New 52: The Justice League Has Collars Now. Collars are Cool.

The New 52: See, Superman Can't Get Laid Either!

The New 52: Who's Wally West?

The New 52: Because Tridents Can Have More Than Three Prongs

The New 52: This Time It's Personal, Fanboys.

The New 52: Revising History More Than the Texas Board of Education.

The New 52: The Only Serpent in Our Comics Is the One in Batman's Pants.

The New 52: You Know What Else Has 52 Books? The Bible.

The New 52: We Retconned the Green Lantern Movie Out of Existence Too!

The New 52: It's Okay, Superman Doesn't Wear Underwear Either.

The New 52: Did You Know If You Take Away Jim Lee's Video Games, He Draws Comics?  Check Out Justice League #1 For Proof!

The New 52: This Time, It's Not a Gimmick!

The New 52: It's Either This or Actually Try to Do Something Different.

The New 52: You'll Believe a Bulletproof Alien Needs Armor.

The New 52: Fixing the Industry or Destroying It Irreparably? You Decide!

The New 52: At Least This Time, We Didn't Rape Your Childhoods

The New 52: Drawing the Line at Ten Bat Titles.

The New 52: We Took the JMS Approach and Abandoned the Old DCU for a Newer, Shinier Universe

The New 52: Superman Now 100% Less Sucky!  We Couldn't Do Anything about Aquaman, though.

The New 52: Same Management, Same Editors, Same Creators, Different Results. We Promise.

What do you think DC's slogan should be?  Feel free to leave your own suggestions in the comments!



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Re: Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:39 am

The New 52: Same as it ever was.
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Re: Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Postby nietoperz » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:49 am

The New 52: You WILL believe a fanboy can whine.
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Re: Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Postby Stalzer2002 » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:00 pm

The New 52: Did You Like DC in the 90's? Well, too fucking bad. We didn't. But we loved Marvel and Image!


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Re: Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Postby Stalzer2002 » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:14 pm

The New 52: Who needs critically acclaimed, award winning independent and Vertigo writers when you have artists who have never written anything before, corporate yes men, and a guy in possession of that video of us killing a hobo?
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Re: Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Postby jeremy » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:21 pm

The New 52: We ran out of new stories, so created a way to tell all the old ones over again... again.

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Re: Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Postby Herald » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:50 pm

The New 52: Look! Our heroes are now "feared and hated", too! Buy our stuff like you buy X-Men every month!! PLEASE?? We're BEGGING you!! *sobs*

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Re: Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Postby Stalzer2002 » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:53 pm

The New 52: Because we made a bet with the Siegel and Schuster heirs! If we produce a comic that sells 0 copies, we get the full rights to Superman!
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Re: Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Postby Zechs » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:57 pm

The New DC 52: And Fans Shall Behold an Ultimate Disaster!
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Re: Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Postby bkthomson » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:58 pm

The New 52: Hail Mary!


The New 52: We threw it against the wall and this is what stuck.
I used to have goals. They were evil goals, but they were goals. -- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

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Re: Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Postby SuperginraiX » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:20 pm

New 52: I think Superboy Prime's punching walls again or something.

New 52: Now Action Comics #692 never happened!
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Re: Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Postby Stalzer2002 » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:26 pm

The New 52: Talentless hacks are the new Pokemon. Gotta hire 'em all!

The New 52: Scott Snyder and Paul Cornell: Proving that a broken company is right twice a decade!
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Re: Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Postby Punchy » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:28 pm

The New 52: All Lobdell, All the time.

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Re: Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Postby Herald » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:29 pm

The New 52: Just Like Heroes Reborn, But This Time, HAWK Will Have Liefeld Lady-Breasts Instead of Cap!

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Re: Introducing DC's New 52 Slogans

Postby BlueStreak » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:33 pm

The New 52: We Originally Had 50, But Said "Why the Hell Not" and Added Suicide Squad and Men of War.
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