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LOLtron

Rain Partier

Postby LOLtron » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:37 am

The Outhouse suggests some slogans for DC to use when promoting their new Relaunch!


DC is heavily promoting their New 52 Relaunch with television ads, radio spots, print advertising and a heavy media blitz.  However, last night the Outhouse discovered that DC was missing a crucial part to their marketing campaign.  Nowhere to be found is a catchy slogan. 

Without further ado, here's what the Outhouse came up with to help bail DC out and ensure that their marketing push is a success.  Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments below!

The New 52: Did You Like the 90's? So Did We!

The New 52: Employing More Jeans Models than the Other Guys.

The New 52: Because Every Comics Fan Should Own an Action Comics #1

The New 52: The Justice League Has Collars Now. Collars are Cool.

The New 52: See, Superman Can't Get Laid Either!

The New 52: Who's Wally West?

The New 52: Because Tridents Can Have More Than Three Prongs

The New 52: This Time It's Personal, Fanboys.

The New 52: Revising History More Than the Texas Board of Education.

The New 52: The Only Serpent in Our Comics Is the One in Batman's Pants.

The New 52: You Know What Else Has 52 Books? The Bible.

The New 52: We Retconned the Green Lantern Movie Out of Existence Too!

The New 52: It's Okay, Superman Doesn't Wear Underwear Either.

The New 52: Did You Know If You Take Away Jim Lee's Video Games, He Draws Comics?  Check Out Justice League #1 For Proof!

The New 52: This Time, It's Not a Gimmick!

The New 52: It's Either This or Actually Try to Do Something Different.

The New 52: You'll Believe a Bulletproof Alien Needs Armor.

The New 52: Fixing the Industry or Destroying It Irreparably? You Decide!

The New 52: At Least This Time, We Didn't Rape Your Childhoods

The New 52: Drawing the Line at Ten Bat Titles.

The New 52: We Took the JMS Approach and Abandoned the Old DCU for a Newer, Shinier Universe

The New 52: Superman Now 100% Less Sucky!  We Couldn't Do Anything about Aquaman, though.

The New 52: Same Management, Same Editors, Same Creators, Different Results. We Promise.

What do you think DC's slogan should be?  Feel free to leave your own suggestions in the comments!



Written or Contributed by: BlueStreak


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Juan Cena

DANG!

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:39 am

The New 52: Same as it ever was.
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nietoperz

The Goddamn Bat-min

Postby nietoperz » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:49 am

The New 52: You WILL believe a fanboy can whine.
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Stalzer2002

Motherfucker from Hell

Postby Stalzer2002 » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:00 pm

The New 52: Did You Like DC in the 90's? Well, too fucking bad. We didn't. But we loved Marvel and Image!


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Stalzer2002

Motherfucker from Hell

Postby Stalzer2002 » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:14 pm

The New 52: Who needs critically acclaimed, award winning independent and Vertigo writers when you have artists who have never written anything before, corporate yes men, and a guy in possession of that video of us killing a hobo?
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xaraan

Staff Writer

Postby xaraan » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:21 pm

The New 52: We ran out of new stories, so created a way to tell all the old ones over again... again.
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Herald

Hopscotch

Postby Herald » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:50 pm

The New 52: Look! Our heroes are now "feared and hated", too! Buy our stuff like you buy X-Men every month!! PLEASE?? We're BEGGING you!! *sobs*
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Stalzer2002

Motherfucker from Hell

Postby Stalzer2002 » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:53 pm

The New 52: Because we made a bet with the Siegel and Schuster heirs! If we produce a comic that sells 0 copies, we get the full rights to Superman!
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Zechs

Outhouse Editor

Postby Zechs » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:57 pm

The New DC 52: And Fans Shall Behold an Ultimate Disaster!
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bkthomson

Rain Partier

Postby bkthomson » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:58 pm

The New 52: Hail Mary!


The New 52: We threw it against the wall and this is what stuck.
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SuperginraiX

Outhouse Editor

Postby SuperginraiX » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:20 pm

New 52: I think Superboy Prime's punching walls again or something.

New 52: Now Action Comics #692 never happened!
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Stalzer2002

Motherfucker from Hell

Postby Stalzer2002 » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:26 pm

The New 52: Talentless hacks are the new Pokemon. Gotta hire 'em all!

The New 52: Scott Snyder and Paul Cornell: Proving that a broken company is right twice a decade!
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Punchy

Staff Writer

Postby Punchy » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:28 pm

The New 52: All Lobdell, All the time.
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Herald

Hopscotch

Postby Herald » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:29 pm

The New 52: Just Like Heroes Reborn, But This Time, HAWK Will Have Liefeld Lady-Breasts Instead of Cap!
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BlueStreak

The Red Stands for Irony

Postby BlueStreak » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:33 pm

The New 52: We Originally Had 50, But Said "Why the Hell Not" and Added Suicide Squad and Men of War.

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