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Stan Lee Gets Pacemaker

Postby LOLtron » Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:27 am

Stan Lee Gets Pacemaker

Stan Lee releases statement to address fan concern after successful operation.

Source: tmz

September 28, 2012

   There has been quite a bit of fan concern since Stan Lee canceled his convention appearances a little over a week ago.  Due to his age, a common worry was health issues.  One of his fan sites even came to the defense of Stan, telling everyone he was just fine and there were no serious medical issues (i.e. lying to us all).  While they were busy releasing statements stating he was perfectly fine, Stan was actually having a pacemaker installed in L.A.  After a successful surgery, Stan himself released this statement to the fans:


Attention, Troops!

This is a dispatch sent from your beloved Generalissimo, directly from the center of Hollywood’s combat zone!

Now hear this! Your leader hath not deserted thee! In an effort to be more like my fellow Avenger, Tony Stark, I have had an electronic pace-maker placed near my heart to insure that I’ll be able to lead thee for another 90 years.

But fear thee not, my valiant warriors. I am in constant touch with our commanders in the field and victory shall soon be ours. Now I must end this dispatch and join my troops, for an army without a leader is like a day without a cameo!



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Re: Stan Lee Gets Pacemaker

Postby habitual » Sat Sep 29, 2012 2:58 am

I'd probably need one if I had to go to Cleveland.

Chin up Stan.


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Re: Stan Lee Gets Pacemaker

Postby David Bird » Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:03 pm

Cyborg Lee!

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Re: Stan Lee Gets Pacemaker

Postby covalesky » Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:44 pm

More machine than man.

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Re: Stan Lee Gets Pacemaker

Postby bkthomson » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:00 pm

Fans I'm uproar over mechanical pacemaker versus having Stan Lee with organic pacemaker.
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Re: Stan Lee Gets Pacemaker

Postby Draco x » Sun Sep 30, 2012 12:09 am

habitual wrote:I'd probably need one if I had to go to Cleveland.

Chin up Stan.


I wish I had thought this one up before you did. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Re: Stan Lee Gets Pacemaker

Postby Herald » Sun Sep 30, 2012 10:57 am

That statement couldn't have been from Stan Lee!
He didn't say "Excelsior!" at the end! :smt011

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Re: Stan Lee Gets Pacemaker

Postby Liam Rodgers » Sun Sep 30, 2012 12:12 pm

Of course not, he died on the table and they've replaced him with a LMD, just like McCartney in '66.

These guys are just too big to fail. :wink:

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