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First trailer for Carrie movie debuted at New York Comic Con. Trailer now online. Watch here.
First trailer for Carrie remake is online. Trailer very scary. Lots of fire, then bloody Chloe Moretz. Fire bad. Frank cower while watching trailer.
Remake of classic 1976 adaptation of Stephen King book very relevant. Normally Frank no like remakes, but bullying big issue today. Girl from Kick-Ass play teenager with pyrokenetic powers. Gets mad when bullied. Frank empathize, but fire still bad.
Frank no like bullying. Bullying lead to mob mentality. Mob mentality lead to villagers chasing Frank with pitchforks and torches. Bullying bad.
Watch trailer below:
Written or Contributed by Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.
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