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Brad Pitt to Star in 20,000 Leagues Under Sea?

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Brad Pitt to Star in 20,000 Leagues Under Sea?

Postby LOLtron » Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:43 am

Brad Pitt to Star in 20,000 Leagues Under Sea

David Fincher want Brad Pitt to take lead role in movie adaptation of 20,000 Leagues Under Sea.



Source: Variety

Jules Verne no Mary Shelley, but Frank still big fan of work. That why Frank excited about upcoming movie adaptation of Verne's book, 20,000 Leagues Under Sea, by director David Fincher. According to Variety, Pitt would play harpooner Ned Lands. Harpoons very scary. Not as bad as pitchfork, because pitchforks poke Frank with three sharp points instead of one.

Brad Pitt is handsome hunk. Frank would be happy to have some of Pitt's body parts if they available. Frank not saying Frank will murder Pitt and chop up body parts. Just saying, if available, Frank would take them.

No word yet on who play Captain Nemo, but Frank just like to put out there that Frank available for part of giant squid. Frank like being underwater. No fire. Fire bad.



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Re: Brad Pitt to Star in 20,000 Leagues Under Sea?

Postby habitual » Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:07 am

Frank give headache.

Frank should find new schtick.

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Re: Brad Pitt to Star in 20,000 Leagues Under Sea?

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:16 pm

habitual wrote:Frank give headache.

Frank should find new schtick.

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Re: Brad Pitt to Star in 20,000 Leagues Under Sea?

Postby Draco x » Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:38 pm

I nominate Christopher Waltz as Captain Nemo.

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