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Mark Wahlberg Talks To Robots: No, I'm Not Kidding

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LOLtron

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Postby LOLtron » Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:12 pm

Mark Wahlberg Talks To Robots: No, I'm Not Kidding

Congrats SNL, your next skit just wrote itself. Send all Thank You cards directly to Michael Bay.



Source: Fox News

When Shia LeBeouf turned down starring in the 4th Transformers movie everyone wondered, who can they possibly get to replace this dramatic and thrilling actor?  No one could possibly fill his shoes, especially since Megan Fox is no longer around to stand seductively over an open car hood.  Well, for those of you holding your breath in anticipation it was just announced today that Mark Wahlberg is going to play the lead in the new Transformers 4 movie.  For some people this is exciting news, while others have deemed it just proof that the sounds of a toilet flushing can be heard around the world as Wahlberg's career spins toward it's timely disappearance into the sewers.  Dirkahdirk Digglier, a Transformers fan and ironically not a fan of Boogie Nights, commented that "The only logical step for Wahlberg after being in an M. Night Shyamalan movie was a Michael Bay movie.  I would take off my hat in remembrance of his once hopeful career, but I'm not wearing one." 

With so much time between now and the movie's release in 2014 everyone has to wonder a few things.  When the transformers stand around, should we call them a funky bunch?  Also, if a transformer falls to the ground during combat, will they write in a line asking everyone if they can feel the vibrations?  The answer to these and many other questions is...that only time will tell if with Wahlberg and Bay's powers combined they can summon Captain Planet.



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habitual

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Postby habitual » Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:21 pm

Was this in exchange for Shia starring in Entourage 2 Dark side of Drama?

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Pink_Orchid

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Postby Pink_Orchid » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:05 pm

I don't care, the Beef is gone. :smt038
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sdsichero

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Postby sdsichero » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:58 pm

They also showed the Transformers 4 teaser logo...

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Draco x

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Postby Draco x » Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:49 am

I wonder which actress Bay will get to replace Megan Fox and Rosie Huntington-Whitley as some mindless sexbot with plenty shots of her ass for the camera?
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Postby e_galston » Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:19 pm

draco x wrote:I wonder which actress Bay will get to replace Megan Fox and Rosie Huntington-Whitley as some mindless sexbot with plenty shots of her ass for the camera?


who ever he sees on the next Victoria Secret Fashion show... i mean its not like the "actress" has to act she just has to look pretty.
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Draco x

biny little tird

Postby Draco x » Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:23 pm

e_galston wrote:
who ever he sees on the next Victoria Secret Fashion show... i mean its not like the "actress" has to act she just has to look pretty.


Very true. On that note, Kim Kardashian would fill the role with ease.
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e_galston

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Postby e_galston » Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:37 pm

draco x wrote:
Very true. On that note, Kim Kardashian would fill the role with ease.


notice i said "pretty" not "skanky" having an armenian whore in it is not "pretty"
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Draco x

biny little tird

Postby Draco x » Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:51 pm

e_galston wrote:
notice i said "pretty" not "skanky" having an armenian whore in it is not "pretty"


Yeah, even egomaniacs like Michael Bay has standards on some level. They should probably get Bar Raffaeli or Miranda Kerr instead.

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