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FRANK HELP! - 12/14/2012

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FRANK HELP! - 12/14/2012

Postby LOLtron » Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:55 pm

FRANK HELP! - 12/14/2012

FRANK NO KNOW WHAT WRITE HERE! WHAT 'TEASER' MEAN?



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FRANK HERE!  FRANK NO FORGET FRANK HELP!

From twitter @holtom2000 asks: 'what's Dracula and the Wolfman up to this Christmas?'

DRACULA LOVE CHRISTMAS! IT DARK ALL THE TIME NEAR SOLSTICE! DRACULA SAY DARK GOOD!  DRACULA STILL OWE FRANK £11 AND FRANK BET HE NO SEE IT FOR CHRISTMAS!  DRACULA GO TO CHURCH ON CHRISTMAS EVE THEN MOVIES ON CHRSTMAS! THIS YEAR DRACULA SEE LES MISERABLES!  DRACULA HAVE CRUSH ON HUGH JACKMAN!

WOLFMAN SAD AT CHIRSTMAS!  WOLFMAN HAVE NO FRIENDS OR FAMILY!  WOLFMAN IS A DICK AND NO ONE LIKE HIM.  SMELL LIKE WET DOG, EVEN WHEN NOT A WOLF.  WOLFMAN WEIRD!

From facebook William Pentecost-Bratton asks: 'Hey Frank! What was your favorite team-up in the DCU?'

FRANK LIKE TEAMING UP WITH CREATURE COMMANDOS BECAUSE DOG GUY PEE EVERYWHERE!  PEE FUNNY!  FRANK NO PEE!  FRANK NO LIKE WORKING WITH BRIDE OF FRANK!  SHE MEAN AND SCARY, EVEN TO MONSTER LIKE FRANK!  WOMEN!  WARREN GRIFFITH LAME! WOLFMAN LAME!  NINA OK, BUT FRANK LIKE ABE SAPIEN MORE! 

From the internet AnimalManSux asks: ‘Why does Animal Man suck so much?’

FRANK NO USED TO THINK ANIMAL MAN SUCK, BUT THEN HE MEAN TO FRANK ON TWITTER!  MADE FRANK SAD!  FRANK NO GET WHY THAT JERK STILL HAVE OWN BOOK AND FRANK DON’T!  ANIMAL MAN THINK HE SO COOL BECAUSE HE CAN HAVE OCTOPUS POWERS!  WELL, FRANK LIKE CALAMARI SO BRING IT!  FRANK NO WANT JEFF LEMIRE TO HAVE TO PICK SIDES, BUT FRANK BETTER!

From skype Brad Thomson states: 'Dear Frank, I heard Frank Castle made a better Frankinstein than you.'

FRANKEN-CASTLE WAS AN INSULTING REPRESENTATION OF MONSTERS THAT SET THE MOVEMENT BACK 50 YEARS!  ALL PUNISHER DID WAS PUT ON MONSTER-FACE AND DANCE AROUND LIKE FOOL!  MAKE US ALL LOOK BAD!  FRANK THINK PUNISHER SHOULD HAVE DIED IN THE LIST!  GOOD DEATH AND FRANK WANT PUNISHER’S LEGS!  GOOD LEGS!

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THAT IT FOR FRANK HELP! TODAY!  FRANK NOTICE FRANK RARELY GIVE ADVICE!  FRANK'S READERS SHOULD ASK MORE QUESTIONS AND ASK FOR ADVICE!  REMEMBER FRANK AROUND LONG TIME!  FRANK KNOW THINGS!  YOU CAN ASK FRANK ANYTHING ANYTIME HERE AT OUTHOUSE, OR ON OUTHOUSE FACEBOOK OR ON OUTHOUSE TWITTER@THEOUTHOUSERS OR ON FRANK TWITTER @DCFRANKENSTEIN!

 



Written or Contributed by Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.


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Re: FRANK HELP! - 12/14/2012

Postby holtom2000 » Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:24 pm

This, frankly (pun intended) is so good it should replace that crap Didio writes at the end of DC books or the fller stuff... it's like the Answer Man reborn, but better!

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