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by **LOLtron** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:52 pm

YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS, BUT FRANK LOVE MUMFORD MOVIE!

Source: NONE! FRANK NO NEED SOURCES!

From www.theouthousers.com fieldy snuts asks: 'Frank, how so you feel about the all new, extreme Rocket Carrot...I mean Captain K'Rot.'

FRANK NO CARE! STUPID DC GIVE ALL THIS PRESS TO A STUPID BUNNY! DC BAD! ALSO, FRANK OVER NUDC, THIS NEW CAPTAIN BUNNY MAN SO NO MATTER ANYWAYS! FRANK DID THINK LIEFELD NO WORK FOR DC ANYMORE THOUGH!

From www.theouthousers.com GLX asks: 'Can you dance?'

ALL DEPEND ON WHO DONATE NEW LEGS TO FRANK RECENTLY! WEEK AFTER MICHAEL JACKSON DONATE FRANK DANCE GREAT! WEEK KUBRICK DIE FRANK NO DANCE GOOD, BUT FRANK MAKE WEIRD MOVIE WITH LOTS OF BOOBS!

From Skype Benderbrau asks: 'Why is Emma surfing for porn at work?'

BECAUSE SHE CAN! FRANK WOULD TOTALLY LOOK PORN AT WORK IF JLD TEAMMATES WEREN’T SUCH BIG PRUDES! REAL QUESTION IS WHY BENDER NO WATCH PORN AT WORK? BENDER NEED GET PRIORITIES!

Hobgoblin4Life asks: 'I have an unhealthy love of My Little Pony and The Hobgoblin but am a horrible writer, do you know anyone who would be willing to help a Brony out with some fanfic?'

FRANK FIRST THINK OF FELLOW WRITER OF LINWOOD EARL KNIGHT BECAUSE HE PROUD BONY! BUT THEN FRANK REMEMBER HE ACTUALLY HAVE SHAME! FRANK THINK YOU SHOULD TALK TO ZECHS HE LOVE HOBGOBLIN – ALL OF THEM – AND HE WISH HE HAD CUTIE MARK! ZECHS PERFECT FOR YOU! ALMOST LIKE YOU SAME PERSON...

BUT, IF THAT NO WORK OUT, HERE FRANK VERSION:

IT WAS SUNNY DAY IN PONYLAND WHEN DR HOOVES GO TO SEE TWILIGHT SPARKLE. DR HOOVES WALK IN AND TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS IN BED, TOUCHING HERSELF UNDER COVERS. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" SAY DR HOOVES. "I AM MAKING MYSELF FEEL GOOD DR" SAY TWILIGHT SPARKLE. "YOU CAN JOIN ME IF YOU LIKE." DR HOOVES FUCK TWILIGHT SPARKLE WITH UNICORN HORN. THE END.

Stephless in Seattle asks: 'Frank, you wrote a sincere and heartfelt letter to Gail Simone after her firing via email from Batgirl. What are your thoughts on the rumors she'll be writing a Stephanie Brown book?'

FRANK FEEL USED! YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK FRANK TO TYPE UP THAT LETTER AND THEN GAIL LADY TOSS IT ASIDE LIKE USED THUMB! BUT FRANK HAPPY STEPHGATE ALMOST OVER! MORE TOXIC CHARACTERS THE BETTER! MEAN MORE DEAD SUPER HEROES AND SUPER DONATIONS TO FRANK’S STORAGE!

From skype emma asks: 'Dear Frank why the fuck did google start blocking porn I want to find?'

LITTLE KNOWN FACT, GOOGLE BOUGHT BY 700 CLUB LAST WEEK!
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FRANK LOVE FRANK HELP! DO YOU? YOU SHOULD ASK FRANK MORE QUESTIONS SO FRANK CAN DO THIS MORE! FRANK SMART, YOU LISTEN! FRANK GIVE GOOD RELATIONSHIP ADVICE! STOCK NEWS! AND COMIC INSIDE NEWS FROM EVIL DC OFFICES!

IN THE FORUMS
ON THE FACEBOOKS
FRANK'S TWITTER!

Written or Contributed by Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.

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