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Joseph Gordon Levitt to Ruin Another Superhero Movie

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Joseph Gordon Levitt to Ruin Another Superhero Movie

Postby LOLtron » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:31 pm

Joseph Gordon Levitt to Ruin Another Superhero Movie

The actor has been attached to the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie.



Source: Deadline

Joseph Gordon-Levitt seems intent on destroying the superhero movie genre from within.  After bringing a definitive end to The Dark Knight trilogy and forcing the GI Joe franchise to reboot itself (in 3D!), the actor and Internet heartthrob has turned his attention to Guardians of the Galaxy.  Deadline is reporting that the actor has been approached to star in the sci-fi franchise. 

While it's expected that JGL is expected to be in competition for the leading role of Peter Quill, a new rumor (started in the Outhouse newsroom) links the actor to the role of Rocket Raccoon.  It's thought that by casting Gordon-Levitt as the talking raccoon, Marvel studios could save millions of dollars in CGI costs, as the actor already resembles an overgrown rodent. 

Of course, Gordon-Levitt's defection to Marvel would be a major blow to the oft-rumored Justice League movie, which various internet sites desperately reference in the vague hope of Internet hits.  For more on what JGL's rumored casting would do to a rival superhero movie that lacks a script, cast, director and coherent direction, be sure to check out ComicBook.com, the Internet's #1 source for JGL superhero casting rumors, who probably has at least four articles about Gordon-Levitt up already. 



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Re: Joseph Gordon Levitt to Ruin Another Superhero Movie

Postby Keb » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:55 pm

Someone is jealous because he knows JGL would be a better Thanoscopter than he is...

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Re: Joseph Gordon Levitt to Ruin Another Superhero Movie

Postby Amoebas » Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:02 pm

What utter bullshit is this? Man, I am really getting sick of Thanoscopter and her ways.

LOLtron wrote: It's thought that by casting Gordon-Levitt as the talking raccoon, Marvel studios could save millions of dollars in CGI costs, as the actor already resembles an overgrown rodent. 


Everyone knows that raccoons are procyonids and not rodents! Get it right TC! :smt013

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