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by **LOLtron** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:30 pm

Shooting Begins on Ninja Turtles in April

You didn't think a slight delay would stop Michael Bay's ruining of Ninja Turtles? Production will start in April.

Source: Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles Starts Shooting In April

To the dismay of millions of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fans, the Michael Bay produced and Jonathan Liebesman directed Ninja Turtles will begin principal photography in April. Translation from movie talk is: expect casting news to start trickling down soon.

For those who forgot, here's the first outline of the script originally turned in. Supposedly, since then, the script has been rewritten. The raping of numerous fans' childhoods aka will occur in May 2014, when the movie hits theaters.

This is, coincidentally, around the same time that the King of the Monsters will try and reclaim the box office. Please pour your money into that instead.

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by **Rockman** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:37 pm

I forgot that this even existed

by **covalesky** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:39 pm

He's gonna make another crime against an 80s franchise isn't he?

by **Zechs** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:49 pm

covalesky wrote:He's gonna make another crime against an 80s franchise isn't he?

Yes. Yes he is.

by **Grayson** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:53 pm

I was really hoping that this would be one of those projects that ends up in developmental hell for a prolonged period of time and when it did resurface it would resurface with an entirely new creative team behind it. Honestly, I seriously doubt that I will ever watch another Michael Bay movie after Transformers 2. He's kinda like the Rob Liefeld of the movie world.

by **draco x** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:03 pm

What to expect of the Bay version of TMNT:

-Ass shots of April O Neil played by an airhead sexbot actress
-Lots of explosions
-More ass shots of April O Neil by aformentioned airhead sexbot actress
-More explosions after lots of explosions
-Said airhead actress discussing how much of a douchebag Bay is before being canned in one of the sequels
-Main actors taking about how much of a douchebag Bay is after he leaves the franchise
-Another airhead sexbot actress replacing the first one and getting more ass shots
-More and more and more explosions instead of an actual plot

Hey, this basically was the theme of the Transformers movie saga so I expect another rehash of this when Bay gets his claws into TMNT.