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You didn't think a slight delay would stop Michael Bay's ruining of Ninja Turtles? Production will start in April.
Source: Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles Starts Shooting In April
To the dismay of millions of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fans, the Michael Bay produced and Jonathan Liebesman directed Ninja Turtles will begin principal photography in April. Translation from movie talk is: expect casting news to start trickling down soon.
For those who forgot, here's the first outline of the script originally turned in. Supposedly, since then, the script has been rewritten. The raping of numerous fans' childhoods aka will occur in May 2014, when the movie hits theaters.
This is, coincidentally, around the same time that the King of the Monsters will try and reclaim the box office. Please pour your money into that instead.
Written or Contributed by Zechs
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