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Loeb to Ruin Punisher, Black Widow With New Animated Film

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LOLtron

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Postby LOLtron » Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:09 pm

Loeb to Ruin Punisher, Black Widow With New Animated Film

Marvel's animation czar Jeph Loeb announced an upcoming animated film starring the Punisher and the Black Widow.



Source: Spinoff

Jeph Loeb revealed on the Word Balloon podcast that Marvel is planning to produce a new animated film starring the Punisher and Black Widow. Loeb didn't give many details, but he mentioned the film along with Iron Man: Rise of the Technovore, which may indicate that the film will be an anime, a popular form of Japanese rape-obsessed pornography.

Loeb, who has spent his reign of terror as Marvel's head of television cancelling beloved fan favorite cartoons like Spectacular Spider-Man and Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes "just to spite people," said in a quote we're totally making up right now that "while Marvel has spent a lot of time ruining more well-known characters like Captain America, Cyclops, and Wolverine in our comics, we really feel that the potential for ruining our b-list characters has not been explored to the fullest potential. We tried with several awful Punisher movies over the course of three decades, but nobody watched them, limiting their effect. Expect this to change, if I have a say in it, which I do thanks to some pictures I keep in a safety deposit box of Joe Quesada killing a prostitute. Animated films provide a fast and effective method to destroy our characters for a broader audience, and it's an avenue we hope to take better advantage of in the future."

The Outhouse will keep you updated as soon as Marvel releases more information on Punisher and Black Widow: Love and Tentacles.



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IvCNuB4

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Postby IvCNuB4 » Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:16 pm

the film will be an anime, a popular form of Japanese rape-obsessed pornography.


Sounds like the perfect media vehicle for Natasha since even in the books her cleavage-busted pull-ring is usually unzipped down to her navel :P
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sdsichero

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Postby sdsichero » Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:02 pm

I think Widow is at least a DD-list character.

Why must Loeb punish us?
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misac

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Postby misac » Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:16 pm

Can't be worse than Punisher being on the new Thunderbolts.
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fieldy snuts

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Postby fieldy snuts » Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:26 pm

Loeb must think Ame-Comics Girls was successful enoug to emulate.
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S.F. Jude Terror

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:22 pm

Who the hell is Leon? :P
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fieldy snuts

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Postby fieldy snuts » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:26 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Who the hell is Leon? :P


My iphone auto-corrected Loeb to Leon :lol:
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Herald

YOU WILL NEED A NURSE

Postby Herald » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:36 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:
My iphone auto-corrected Loeb to Leon :lol:


While its map feature got you lost 100 miles from home?? :P
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fieldy snuts

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Postby fieldy snuts » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:40 pm

Herald wrote:
While its map feature got you lost 100 miles from home?? :P


......

yeah that joke is so last year.
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YOU WILL NEED A NURSE

Postby Herald » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:45 pm

LOLtron wrote:Loeb, who has spent his reign of terror as Marvel's head of television cancelling beloved fan favorite cartoons like Spectacular Spider-Man and Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes "just to spite people," said in a quote we're totally making up right now that "while Marvel has spent a lot of time ruining more well-known characters like Captain America, Cyclops, and Wolverine in our comics, we really feel that the potential for ruining our b-list characters has not been explored to the fullest potential. We tried with several awful Punisher movies over the course of three decades, but nobody watched them, limiting their effect. Expect this to change, if I have a say in it, which I do thanks to some pictures I keep in a safety deposit box of Joe Quesada killing a prostitute. Animated films provide a fast and effective method to destroy our characters for a broader audience, and it's an avenue we hope to take better advantage of in the future."


"Why make them suck at a mere 20 pages per comic, when you can make them suck at 24 frames per second?" :P
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Herald

YOU WILL NEED A NURSE

Postby Herald » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:46 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:
......

yeah that joke is so last year.


So is your claim to being "Vice-President of the Outhouse". At least my joke doesn't appear alongside every post I make. :P
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S.F. Jude Terror

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:50 pm

Fieldy is the one true Vice President, and the obnoxious badge that annoys even him is all the proof he needs.
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fieldy snuts

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Postby fieldy snuts » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:54 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Fieldy is the one true Vice President, and the obnoxious badge that annoys even him is all the proof he needs.


Word.
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fieldy snuts

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Postby fieldy snuts » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:54 pm

Herald wrote:
So is your claim to being "Vice-President of the Outhouse". At least my joke doesn't appear alongside every post I make. :P


At least I'm not a joke.
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Herald

YOU WILL NEED A NURSE

Postby Herald » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:58 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:
At least I'm not a joke.


Now, just a minute! :x
Jude can't help being a joke! Don't you DARE hold that against him!!

:P

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