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Rob Liefeld Leaks Self-Written Screenplay Based on Own Life

Postby LOLtron » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:18 am

Rob Liefeld Leaks Self-Written Screenplay Based on Own Life

File this under: too bizarre to be true.



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Waking up this morning, I figured my day would be filled with light mockery of mega-events and a shot or two at Wolverine.  I was wrong. 

Rob Liefeld has written a screenplay for a movie entitled "Icons" chronicling the rise of Image Comics in the early 1990s.  What's more, he's leaked 13 pages of the script to the press and added his "ideal" casting choices, which include Chris Pine playing Liefeld, Christian Bale playing Todd Macfarlane and John Cho and Jim Lee. 

The leaked scenes include Todd Macfarlane acting like a fanatical cult leader, Terry Stewart trying to placate creator anger by purchasing Macfarlane a watch after the creator compares himself to a slave on a plantation, and Liefeld realizing he might be in over his head after an encounter with a gangsta rapper with AKs in the back of his car. 

I'd toss in a few jokes or something, but honestly, the script just speaks for itself.  Be sure to read the script in a place where you can laugh out loud. 













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Postby GHERU » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:35 am

:shock:
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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:56 am

Argh ThanosCopter beat me to the greatest story of the year! :lol:
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Postby Schlemmer » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:25 am

I always thought Liefeld would do something like this, but I just assumed it would have been one of those Starring: Rob Liefeld Directed by: Rob Liefeld Produced by: Rob Liefeld Written by: Rob Liefeld Casting by: Rob Liefeld Catered by: Rob Liefeld Sound by: Rob Liefeld Lighting by: Rob Liefeld Special Thanks: Rob Liefeld

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Postby IvCNuB4 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:58 am

And that could easily be marketed to different demographics.

Hell, with a few tweaks it could be a Harlequin Romance novel ... or a hot gay love story :lol:
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Postby Chesscub » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:07 pm

You mean this is a real thing?

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Postby misac » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:29 pm

Oh man! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hope he leaks the rest and someone makes this.
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Postby False Prophet » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:35 pm

Maybe he can get DeVito to play an angry pouch.

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:41 pm

Chesscub wrote:You mean this is a real thing?


Yup.

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Postby False Prophet » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:46 pm

Michael Bay turned down the project out of artistic integrity.

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Postby Lord Simian » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:51 pm

Ok, time to put this place to use. We're a collection of the crankiest, snarkiest, LUTZ-iest nerds to ever shun the outdoors.

We can do this. SOMEONE get me a copy of the full script. We HAVE to read this, and host it forever on the website.*


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Postby Black_Orchid » Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:08 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Argh ThanosCopter beat me to the greatest story of the year! :lol:


I figured you'd like this. Someone could devote a whole blog series on the antics of Liefeld,

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:21 pm

Lord Simian wrote:Ok, time to put this place to use. We're a collection of the crankiest, snarkiest, LUTZ-iest nerds to ever shun the outdoors.

We can do this. SOMEONE get me a copy of the full script. We HAVE to read this, and host it forever on the website.*


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No, what we need to do is get a bunch of us together and put on a stage performance of this. Possibly, we make it into a musical.

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Postby sdsichero » Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:29 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:

No, what we need to do is get a bunch of us together and put on a stage performance of this. Possibly, we make it into a musical.


No Kirkman jokes
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Re: Rob Liefeld Leaks Self-Written Screenplay Based on Own L

Postby sdsichero » Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:30 pm

"Icons" eh? I think it needs a more representative title. Maybe pastajoe should have a contest...
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