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by **LOLtron** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:22 pm

Will Ann Coulter Submit or Perish in Age of Ultron?

A new teaser for Marvel's Age of Ultron event features conservative pundit Ann Coulter in her first comic book appearance.

Source: Press Release

Marvel released another teaser today for their Age of Ultron event featuring outspoken conservative author and analyst Ann Coulter. In the teaser image, Coulter is depicted jogging to Fox News headquarters as the rest of New York City lies in ruins in the background. It is unclear whether the destruction is the result of villainous robot Ultron's evil deeds, or whether the city has simply been ravaged by the socialist economic policies of President Obama. Regardless, Coulter looks determined to take to the airwaves and tell the American people how the second amendment right to own firearms could have prevented robot genocide if only it hadn't been eroded by executive order and liberal guilt.

Coulter looks even more stunning than usual in the image, though she does look slightly green, which we assume is a result of being sickened by the failure of the American people to heed her warnings before it was too late. Age of Ultron launches in March.

Here's the press release:

Submit Or Perish: Who Will Return From The AGE OF ULTRON?

AGE OF ULTRON #1 (JAN130627)
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Art and Cover by BRYAN HITCH
On-Sale March 2013 A.U.

AGE OF ULTRON #2 (JAN130634)
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Art and Cover by BRYAN HITCH
On-Sale March 2013 A.U.

AGE OF ULTRON #3 (JAN130637)
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Art and Cover by BRYAN HITCH
On-Sale March 2013 A.U.