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Russian Meteor Is A Portent Of Doom

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Postby LOLtron » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:47 pm

Russian Meteor Is A Portent Of Doom

Misdirection: The most important skill in an illusionist's arsenal

Source: Meteor explodes over central Russia, 500 people hurt

Much is being made of the meteor that exploded over the city of Chelyabinsk, Russia this morning injuring over 500 people, but what is not being talked about is what this meteor predicates; an all out alien invasion.

As we all know, shape-shifting Reptilians from the Alpha Draconis star system have been covertly controlling and influencing world events from behind the scenes for (at least) three decades, but what we didn’t know, until now, was when the overt war for control of Earth would begin.  That question was answered yesterday.

Although it ultimately failed in its goal of shifting Earth’s orbit closer to the Sun, the Reptilian controlled meteor succeeded in planting the seeds of anarchy and discord in the middle of one of the planet’s most heavily armed and least controlled nations, Russia.

With the ongoing debate going on right now that could end up disarming all of the US (including police, armed forces, and G-d fearing fathers looking out for their daughters) and the continued alien controlled anarchy in the Middle East are we surprised that now is the time of the Great Invasion?  We shouldn’t be, and we need to raise our vigilance.

Until the powers-that-be are able to organize the righteous resistance we all must stay alert, continue with our shape shifting alien detection technology, and – most of all – be suspicious.  If there is a new neighbor, teacher, business, etc do not trust them, follow, record, and report!  We are our only hope.

Remember, only you can prevent the enslavement of the human race.

That is, unless you are a shape-shifting Reptilian.  Then f*** you!

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