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Re: Idiot's Guide Weekly: Of Comic-Cons and Horny Supermen

Postby nietoperz » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:41 am

ElijahSnowFan wrote:
Ha! Exactly!

While I was having fun in my post, I really am serious about this: What hurts Superman most is that he doesn't actually do anything specific that readers can hang their hat on and say, "THIS IS SUPERMAN."

Superman hasn't been written like he's an example of tolerance in society. He hasn't been written as an example of virtue, of heroism, of sacrifice in the name of the greater good. He's been a reluctant superhero for years.

He hasn't been written as a leader in the fight against evil -- if anything, far too often he's been written as this reactionary, borderline loser who keeps looking for the bright side when clearly there's nothing redeemable about Metallo or Parasite or Luthor. Then he cries when something doesn't go his way that winds up being a tragedy.

Do I want to read Superman as an a-hole? No, I don't. I don't think it works if you make him "Apollo-lite." But I do think there's a lot of room for a Superman who actually uses his powers more aggressively, with a little more irritation/emotion behind it, than there has been in years -- if ever.

I mean, seriously. It's OK to punch Darkseid REALLY, REALLY HARD. Nobody's going to hold that against you. Those Omega Beams hurt! :smt013


DC even addressed this in Infinite Crisis when Johns had Batman say that the last time Supes had inspired anyone was when he died, but the character continued to plod along afterward (with the notable exception of the Up, Up and Away arc). All-Star Superman then appeared and showed what could be done with the character, thereby making the Superman from the monthly books seem still less effectual.
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Re: Idiot's Guide Weekly: Of Comic-Cons and Horny Supermen

Postby ElijahSnowFan » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:17 pm

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right now, on the spot, what's the single coolest panel in Superman history?











if anybody says anything other than "Burn.", they're lying or an idiot, b/c that panel is it hands down. and that is indisputable Fact.


Yep. Man, we need a whole lot more of "Burn" and a whole lot less of "Slouching Superman wondering what Lois Lane is doing while General Zod is stepping on his head."
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*Sniff, sniff* "Damn it, Diana...If I'd known they would trade us in for a JT Krul-written Captain Atom and "The Savage Hawkman," I'd have let Superboy-Prime destroy all reality."

"Superman flies and is really strong...what the fuck else do you need to know?!" -- Hitler, expressing his displeasure about DC rebooting and complaints about continuity

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Re: Idiot's Guide Weekly: Of Comic-Cons and Horny Supermen

Postby ElijahSnowFan » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:20 pm

nietoperz wrote:
DC even addressed this in Infinite Crisis when Johns had Batman say that the last time Supes had inspired anyone was when he died, but the character continued to plod along afterward (with the notable exception of the Up, Up and Away arc). All-Star Superman then appeared and showed what could be done with the character, thereby making the Superman from the monthly books seem still less effectual.


"Plod."

Nieto, that is the PERFECT word to describe DC's handling of Superman. A plodding, dense oaf who reacts too slowly, too indecisively, to be of any real use.
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*Sniff, sniff* "Damn it, Diana...If I'd known they would trade us in for a JT Krul-written Captain Atom and "The Savage Hawkman," I'd have let Superboy-Prime destroy all reality."

"Superman flies and is really strong...what the fuck else do you need to know?!" -- Hitler, expressing his displeasure about DC rebooting and complaints about continuity

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Re: Idiot's Guide Weekly: Of Comic-Cons and Horny Supermen

Postby mrorangesoda » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:29 pm

chap22 wrote:

right now, on the spot, what's the single coolest panel in Superman history?











if anybody says anything other than "Burn.", they're lying or an idiot, b/c that panel is it hands down. and that is indisputable Fact.


Last panel on this page-
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Re: Idiot's Guide Weekly: Of Comic-Cons and Horny Supermen

Postby chap22 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:39 pm

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Last panel on this page-
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rubbish.
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Re: Idiot's Guide Weekly: Of Comic-Cons and Horny Supermen

Postby Mr. Poolman » Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:07 pm

More Rocketeer comics is good for the world

My votes on bold

American Vampire vs Criminal

Avengers Academy vs The Unwritten

Batgirl vs Demon Knights

Batman (Gates of Gotham) vs Uncanny X-Force

Detective Comics (Scott Snyder) vs Walking Dead

Captain America vs Who is Jake Ellis

Chew vs X-Men: Schism
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Re: Idiot's Guide Weekly: Of Comic-Cons and Horny Supermen

Postby Dragavon » Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:14 pm

Criminal                

Avengers Academy

Demon Knights                       

Uncanny X-Force                    

Detective Comics (Scott Snyder)

Captain America

X-Men: Schism
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Re: Idiot's Guide Weekly: Of Comic-Cons and Horny Supermen

Postby Zechs » Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:24 pm

Best Superman moment? Other than the All Star one that was just posted? The last two pages of Up, Up, and Away. Of course then there's always this:

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sdsichero wrote:
I especially like and admire Zechs. He's everything I wish I could be!

Dragavon wrote:Zechs... is...

Zechs...is...

I can't say it. It's too horrible. Zechs...is...not...wrong...

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Re: Idiot's Guide Weekly: Of Comic-Cons and Horny Supermen

Postby Dragavon » Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:26 pm

Zechs wrote:Best Superman moment? Other than the All Star one that was just posted? The last two pages of Up, Up, and Away. Of course then there's always this:

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He just looks fucking insane in that! Like he took a dose of Joker venom or something. :lol:
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Re: Idiot's Guide Weekly: Of Comic-Cons and Horny Supermen

Postby GLX » Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:29 pm

Criminal

The Unwritten

Demon Knights

Uncanny X-Force

Detective Comics (Scott Snyder)

Who is Jake Ellis - Just boss.

X-Men: Schism
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Re: Idiot's Guide Weekly: Of Comic-Cons and Horny Supermen

Postby SuperginraiX » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:40 pm

Dragavon wrote:He just looks fucking insane in that! Like he took a dose of Joker venom or something. :lol:

Probably red Kryptonite.

Superman is so afraid to lead the way, hoping instead to "inspire" people. Unfortunately, his "inspiration" is to waffle around and be totally ineffectual. That has to be a way to be bad ass and still be Superman. Someone needs to remember that almost every song written about Superman are by people who have never understood what the hell Superman is about. Emotional drivel that seems to have given us the crying, emotional lightweight currently starring in the title (unless they pull him out of the book again-- that's happened a lot recently).
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Re: Idiot's Guide Weekly: Of Comic-Cons and Horny Supermen

Postby Zechs » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:42 pm

SuperginraiX wrote:Probably red Kryptonite.

Superman is so afraid to lead the way, hoping instead to "inspire" people. Unfortunately, his "inspiration" is to waffle around and be totally ineffectual. That has to be a way to be bad ass and still be Superman. Someone needs to remember that almost every song written about Superman are by people who have never understood what the hell Superman is about. Emotional drivel that seems to have given us the crying, emotional lightweight currently starring in the title (unless they pull him out of the book again-- that's happened a lot recently).


Which in the end PROVES that Lex Luthor is right.
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sdsichero wrote:
I especially like and admire Zechs. He's everything I wish I could be!

Dragavon wrote:Zechs... is...

Zechs...is...

I can't say it. It's too horrible. Zechs...is...not...wrong...

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Re: Idiot's Guide Weekly: Of Comic-Cons and Horny Supermen

Postby SuperginraiX » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:47 pm

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Which in the end PROVES that Lex Luthor is right.

That the alien is going to destroy us all? You mean between fits of sobbing?
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Re: Idiot's Guide Weekly: Of Comic-Cons and Horny Supermen

Postby ****** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:16 pm

Criminal                

The Unwritten                       

Demon Knights                       

Batman (Gates of Gotham)

Walking Dead

Captain America

Chew

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