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[LOLtron]

Marvel is introducing a new Iron Man in June, and though there's absolutely no indication that he will be gay, no one is saying he isn't either.

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Marvel posted a sneak preview of Invincible Iron Man #518 on their website this afternoon. The description of the issue reveals that there will be a new Iron Man debuting:

Marvel is pleased to present your first look at INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #518, featuring the all-new Iron Man! Courtesy of the Eisner Award-Winning creative team of Matt Fraction and Salvador Larroca, tensions mount as Spymaster's rampage within Stark Resilient comes to its bloody end. The Mandarin is throwing everything he's got at Tony Stark including amped-up super villains! With a big target painted on his back, can Tony Stark make it out alive? Can the new Iron Man save him in time? Find out in INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #518, hitting comic shops, the Marvel Comics app, and Marvel Digital Comic Shop this June!

Of course, this says nothing about the sexual orientation of the new Iron Man, but all the recent media attention on gay characters, it would be senseless of them not to capitalize.

So when this story breaks on Good Morning America, remember that you heard it first on The Outhouse - ALL GAY, ALL THE TIME!

Source: Marvel.com
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror


http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/news/comics-news/19524-all-new-all-gay-iron-man-coming-in-june.html/

[S.F. Jude Terror]

Actually, come to think of it... tensions, mounting, bloody ends, targets on back... there is a lot of hawt gay imagery in that preview blurb.

[Punchy]

I'm pretty sure the new Iron Man is Rhodey, who is not gay.

[rdrsfn82]

I don't know who at Marvel is obsessed with these Tron-ish costumes, but they need to knock it off. These things are hideous.

[TROY]

I don't know who at Marvel is obsessed with these Tron-ish costumes, but they need to knock it off. These things are hideous.

Agreed don't like that costume at all, it sucks.

[ThatGuyRoman]

The twist is that Iron Man is just what he calls his favorite vibrator ... which is also the source of his powers.

[misac]

I don't know who at Marvel is obsessed with these Tron-ish costumes, but they need to knock it off. These things are hideous.

I was going to say that it looks like garbage.

Hopefully they'll stop when the cartoon starts.

[Timbales]

I have no issues with a new Iron Man being straight, as long as it's pertinent to the story and not just to fill a quota.

[S.F. Jude Terror]

I have no issues with a new Iron Man being straight, as long as it's pertinent to the story and not just to fill a quota.

This would be fine if he's a character we've never seen before. If it's an established character, I would expect that someone should be able to reference back issues where he's shown with thought bubbles admiring breasts, or it's bullshit.

[ThatGuyRoman]

I have no issues with a new Iron Man being straight, as long as it's pertinent to the story and not just to fill a quota.

They've mishandled too many of these "straightenings" , they should just stop doing it altogether.

[Lord Simian]

Is he wearing Nintendo Power Gloves?

[Royal Nonesuch]

All those classified panels are of Iron Man having hot gay sex.

[S.F. Jude Terror]

All those classified panels are of Iron Man having hot gay sex.

God, I hope so.

[sdsichero]

The twist is that Iron Man is just what he calls his favorite vibrator ...

I thought that was called "War Machine"?

I guess we won't ever get another interview from the big two for our podcasts...

[Arion]

Actually, come to think of it... tensions, mounting, bloody ends, targets on back... there is a lot of hawt gay imagery in that preview blurb.

That just made me laugh.