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by **LOLtron** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:23 pm

Sometimes you just need to get a little handsy with stuff.

Desperate to give the Outhouse ammunition, Marvel released a variant cover to Avengers vs. X-Men #11, featuring Cyclops choking a bitch. The bitch he's choking is Emma Frost, his paramour and domestic partner.

Many have speculated that Cyclops is descending into villainy during this event, with him doing questionable acts such as defending minorities, protecting his adoptive granddaughter and standing up to the fascist regime of Captain America and noted brony Wolverine. This latest cover only adds fuel to the fire as it clearly shows Cyclops trying to pleasure his woman via erotic asphyxiation after reading New York Times bestseller Fifty Shades of Gray, which of course is a reference to Cyclops' second wife.

CBR also hinted that this bout of flamey lovemaking might go down the David Carradine route as the cover is accompanied by an ominous solicitation of "Fatality". Whether this means that the rumored crossover with Mortal Kombat is finally happening remains yet to be seen.

Source: CBR
Written or Contributed by: ThanosCopter

http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/news/comics-news/19819-avx-to-tackle-erotic-asphyxiation.html/

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:41 pm

Cyclops is still right!

by **Amoebas** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:46 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Cyclops is still right!

After translating your post through bablefish it comes out as: Cyclops is a douchebag!

by **Rockman** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:47 pm

it looks like she is shooting a beam of energy through his skull.

by **alaska1125** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:53 pm

LOLtron wrote:
Many have speculated that Cyclops is descending into villainy during this event, with him doing questionable acts such as pitting minors against Sentinals as soldiers in war, protecting the likely host for a galactic -level entity that consumes planets and destroys entire civilizations and going full-on old school Magneto. This latest cover only adds fuel to the fire as it clearly shows Cyclops trying to pleasure his woman via erotic asphyxiation after reading New York Times bestseller Fifty Shades of Gray, which of course is a reference to Cyclops' second wife.

Source: CBR
Written or Contributed by: ThanosCopter

http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/news/comics-news/19819-avx-to-tackle-erotic-asphyxiation.html/

Better.

by **rdrsfn82** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:53 pm

Those are some ugly costumes and a hideous cover.

by **Timbales** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:01 pm

Emma must have had her nipples removed at some point.

by **GLX** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:08 pm

No way that this'll mess with users chance of visiting this site, while at work. Nope. Not at all.

by **IvCNuB4** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:10 pm

Does no one else see the resemblance to Mandora, from the original Thundercats ? :lol:

by **BlueStreak** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:12 pm

GLX wrote:No way that this'll mess with users chance of visiting this site, while at work. Nope. Not at all.

Next time, we'll go with the "They're not choking, it's a neck message" angle.

by **GLX** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:16 pm

BlueMole wrote:
Next time, we'll go with the "They're not choking, it's a neck message" angle.

Or "Cyclops Comes to Grips with Emma Frost in AvX". :smt102

by **BlueStreak** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:18 pm

GLX wrote:
Or "Cyclops Comes to Grips with Emma Frost in AvX".

Cyclops Gets a Grip on Emma Frost, more like it.

by **Doc Jon** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:21 pm

I think Marvel's insensitivity to fans of INXS should not be overlooked and that eroto-asphyxiation should not be taken lightly.

SHame on you, Disney!

by **sdsichero** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:27 pm

Rockman wrote:it looks like she is shooting a beam of energy through his skull.

Does it really?

by **Chesscub** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:30 pm

Doc Jon wrote:I think Marvel's insensitivity to fans of INXS should not be overlooked and that eroto-asphyxiation should not be taken lightly.

SHame on you, Disney!

Came into thread to make Michael Hutchence joke. Found I was beaten to the punch.