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The iconic character makes her triumphant return to comics... as NIGHTWING!

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Bryan Q. Miller, who is writing the Smallville Season 11 book, but also wrote for the TV show and wrote the beloved character Stephanie Brown in the last Batgirl series before DC's nu52 relaunch, has revealed that Nightwing will be appearing alongside Batman in Smallville... but Nightwing will be Brown instead of Dick Grayson!

Stephanie Brown fans everywhere were overjoyed to learn that the barely legal character was making her return. "I'm literally crying for joy," said Arnold Hurtzowitz, a part-time shift manager at GameStop. "I was just devastated to live in a world that Steph didn't exist."

"Steph is so uplifting," said Charles Jurgenburger, an unemployed 33 year old man living in his mother's basement. "I've been keeping the torch alive on various internet threads, but lately I've given up hope. I'm really glad that my hours of cataloging every picture that's ever existed of her has paid off."

"I'm just worried that she won't be the same," said Mac Chang, a professional masturbator. "If her chest size is different, she's really not the same character, y'know?"

The twelfth Batgirl, whose popularity was so vast that her solo series sold almost 10,000 issues, has long been a fan-favorite since debuting in Robin almost twenty years ago.  Her teen pregnancy plotline was a popular one amongst fans, most of whom either imagined that they were the ones to knock her up or that they would raise the child as their own.

Indeed, Stephanie Brown continued to make splashes after her series cancellation, when an angry fan dressed as the character confronted Dan Didio, causing the DC executive to be surprised that anyone would bother to spend time recreating the character's boring, utterly unoriginal costume.

"Who needs a character that's been depicted on multiple platforms over the last seventy years?" said Zachary Quallos, when learning that Brown would be replacing Dick Grayson. "Far better to have a character that two hundred people have heard of! That will get sales to really take off!"

But not everyone is thrilled about the news. nudepicsofstephaniebrown.tumblr.com released a statement reminding fans that this wasn't the real Stephanie Brown.  "We will not rest, we will not sleep, we will not draw another anatomically incorrect picture of naked females until the real Stephanie Brown has been returned to her proper place at the top of DC's heirarchy."

This reporter wanted to find a suitably creepy picture of Stephanie Brown to complement this article, but as I am actively attempting to avoid moving further up the FBI's sexual predator watch list, I was reluctant to search for Brown with Google's safe-search feature disabled. Instead, please enjoy this pic from the next best thing, DeviantArt:

Source: TV Guide
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror


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[Zechs]

You should have given me this article and that art you so selected was from Dustin Nguyen an artist from her series.

[bkthomson]

You should have given me this article and that art you so selected was from Dustin Nguyen an artist from her series.

Are you complaining about the art selected?

[S.F. Jude Terror]

You should have given me this article and that art you so selected was from Dustin Nguyen an artist from her series.

That just makes it even creepier.

And I got it off DeviantArt.

[Zechs]

Are you complaining about the art selected?

There are better pictures of Stephanie. Yes.



There's this...





Or you could go the Damian route:

[Zechs]

That just makes it even creepier.

And I got it off DeviantArt.

Ptf.. it's a Batgirl and their official artists have always done cheesecake. Nguyen did that one piece. Pop Mhan did two on Cassandra (on official DC paper no less). And well we know Ed Benes and others has made a fortune off Barbara.

Nguyen's isn't bad given the fact that Steph is the Jason Todd of females. She's been through so many identities it's hard to keep count.

[sdsichero]

Man you should have really quoted Zechs in the article...

[Dragavon]

Man you should have really quoted Zechs in the article...

How do you know he didn't?

[Zechs]

He didn't. I was too busy with other articles even though this one should have been mine to post!!

[GLX]

He didn't. I was too busy with other articles even though this one should have been mine to post!!

But then I couldn't take jabs at Steph fans.

/Jude'd

[sdsichero]

How do you know he didn't?

I meant like attributing the quote to Zechs.

[Zechs]

But then I couldn't take jabs at Steph fans.

/Jude'd

EXACTLY. And it would be getting more hits.

[bkthomson]

EXACTLY. And it would be getting more hits.

Ok, do not let that go to your head. (Mr. Everything I Type Is Hit-Gold!)

[sdsichero]

Ok, do not let that go to your head. (Mr. Everything I Type Is Hit-Gold!)

Feh. He didn't take the site down like Galston did.

[Zechs]

Ok, do not let that go to your head. (Mr. Everything I Type Is Hit-Gold!)

I cannot help it if I have so many articles on top. That's all thanks to Keb