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Star Wars Character Lando Calrissian Is Pansexual

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Postby zryson » Thu May 17, 2018 8:10 pm

It is a big day for fans of Lando Calrissian and in a new interview with the Huffington Post, screenwriter Jonathan Kasdan talks about Lando and when asked if Lando is pansexual the writer answers emphatically. “I would say yes,” Jonathan Kasdan said. “There’s a fluidity to Donald and Billy Dee’s [portrayal of Lando’s] sexuality,” Kasdan continued. “I mean, I would have loved to have gotten a more explicitly LGBT character into this movie. I think it’s time, certainly, for that, and I love the fluidity ― sort of the spectrum of sexuality that Donald appeals to and that droids are a part of.”

Read on for more https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat- ... al-1112866

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Postby zryson » Thu May 17, 2018 8:49 pm

Imagine a full on gay character in Star Wars kissing another male character! What a shitstorm of epic proportions that would create.
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LiamA

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Postby LiamA » Thu May 17, 2018 9:25 pm

I should do something like this. When I go up to people I should state my sexuality to them.
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Postby IvCNuB4 » Thu May 17, 2018 9:37 pm

But be sure you do it fluidly, Liam.
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Postby IvCNuB4 » Thu May 17, 2018 10:18 pm

Wanting this to happen for the "epic shitstorm" it might create is a very immature attitude and is completely counter-productive to what this could represent.

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Postby zryson » Thu May 17, 2018 10:27 pm

Gays In Space! I can just imagine what Fox & Friends will be like - oh no! they will scream to the high-heavens to express their outrage at beloved characters being sexualised.

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Postby sdsichero » Thu May 17, 2018 10:33 pm

Always thought Lando would be Hansexual.

He had to settle for Lobot.

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Postby zryson » Thu May 17, 2018 10:36 pm

sdsichero wrote:Always thought Lando would be Hansexual.

He had to settle for Lobot.


What would sex in Star Wars be like anyway? Maybe a threesome between Lando, a female character and a male droid? Just imagine the possibilities for Hasbro merchandising...

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Postby zryson » Thu May 17, 2018 10:44 pm

From The Verge

Lando Calrissian’s newfound ‘pansexuality’ is bullshit

If you’re not going to make your characters explicitly queer on-screen, don’t expect brownie points.

https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/17/1736 ... wars-story
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Postby HNutz » Thu May 17, 2018 10:47 pm

zryson wrote:From The Verge

Lando Calrissian’s newfound ‘pansexuality’ is bullshit

If you’re not going to make your characters explicitly queer on-screen, don’t expect brownie points.

https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/17/1736 ... wars-story


Yup.

OG Lando only flirted with Leia.

Willing to bet Nu-Lando isn't too different.
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Postby Rebirth NoctourneM » Fri May 18, 2018 1:03 am

HNutz wrote:
Yup.

OG Lando only flirted with Leia.

Willing to bet Nu-Lando isn't too different.


Willing to bet this isn't even true.
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Postby sdsichero » Fri May 18, 2018 3:29 am

HNutz wrote:
Yup.

OG Lando only flirted with Leia.

Willing to bet Nu-Lando isn't too different.


He and Lobot had an unspoken thing.

Also, you know he got freaky with multiple Ugnaughts. Probably at the same time, Why do you think Cloud City had a torrture platform?
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Postby IvCNuB4 » Fri May 18, 2018 4:41 am

Interesting that sdsichero's mind immediately goes to fetishism. Did someone finally pop that nasty cherry of yours, bud? :twisted:
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Postby RobThompson » Fri May 18, 2018 7:28 am

IvCNuB4 wrote:But be sure you do it fluidly, Liam.

His ability to do that would be dependent on his preferences, I should think.
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Postby LiamA » Fri May 18, 2018 7:59 am

But is Lando panspecies or does he just do humans?

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