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Sammy Sosa...WTF?!

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Sammy Sosa...WTF?!

Postby Royal Nonesuch » Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:49 pm

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It's typical for an athletes' appearance to change after they retire from professional sports -- they pack on a few pounds and age like normal people. But there's something stunningly different about Sammy Sosa's post-baseball look.

Recent photos snapped of the former Chicago Cubs slugger show a shocking transformation: his skin is turning white -- stark white. In addition, he appears to be wearing green contact lenses, which is no big deal compared with the impossible-to-miss pigmentation change.
The above photo shows Sosa on the left at a May 2009 People Magazine event. The right is Sosa, who retired in 2007 with 609 career homers, earlier this week in Las Vegas for the Latin Grammys.

While neither Sosa or anyone close to him has addressed the change in skin tone, baseball bloggers are speculating that it could be some cosmetic lightening process or worse, a side-effect of using performance enhancing drugs -- although there appears to be little to no evidence that steroid use can lead to skin lightening disorder such as vitiligo. In June, the New York Times reported that Sosa tested positive for a banned substance in 2003.


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Postby Potter Who » Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:54 pm

It's true. Mark Mcgwire was originally black.

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Postby GHERU » Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:54 pm

all black people want to be white

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Postby Juan Cena » Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:56 pm

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Postby Stalzer2002 » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:08 pm

Now we know what was in the Jesus Juice.
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Postby The Old Doctor » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:09 pm

Stupid Skrull.
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Postby Potter Who » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:13 pm

it's probably just some disease he has right now. Might be related to his drug use, but it doesn't seem like it would be something directly caused by steroids. Unless he took some weird experimental stuff.

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Postby The Old Doctor » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:16 pm

He's just fading away...
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
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Postby DeadFett » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:17 pm

Steroids made him black?
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Postby Juan Cena » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:28 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:He's just fading away...


He should've just burned out.

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Postby Juan Cena » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:29 pm

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Strict31 wrote:I'm not sure that combining the nigh-uncontrollable power of LOLtron with the Nacireman is a good idea. Some years from now, when mankind is on the verge of extinction, we'll be able to look back and remember this moment, and say, "DANG."


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Postby DMM » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:42 pm

so, he's changed that drastically in only 6 months? Also, his eye color looks the same in both pictures to me.
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Postby Benderbrau » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:45 pm

DeadFett wrote:Steroids made him black?

Makes sense. Black people are more athletic after all


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Postby Doc Jon » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:45 pm

Vitiligo generally occurs in patches and would not likely manifest that way.
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Postby Psivage » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:47 pm

maybe he is in white face makeup.
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