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Drew Brees

Postby eyp » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:43 pm

Drew Brees will pick up the check. No worries, man.

Drew Brees isn’t mad that you crashed the car. Insurance will take care of everything. He just hopes you’re okay.

Drew Brees has heard that birthmark joke 4,567 times before. But he still laughed at it anyway.

Drew Brees uses Lincolns at the titty bar.

Drew Brees is renting a speedboat this weekend. Wanna head out onto the lake with some beers?

Drew Brees dated your sister, and that was all right with you.

Drew Brees cleaned up the bathroom after you booted in it, and didn’t ever bring it up again.

Drew Brees helped you move.

Drew Brees thinks that song you wrote actually had some potential.

Drew Brees wears gloves just so he can give them to you.

Drew Brees housesat and watched my dog for a week. My plants were twice as big when I got home!

Drew Brees will claim the panties your wife just found in your glove box.

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Postby eyp » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:43 pm

Drew Brees left you the chocolate in the Neapolitan ice cream.

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Postby eyp » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:44 pm

Drew Brees remembers your birthday.

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Postby eyp » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:45 pm

Drew Brees is okay with cuddling if that’s what you’d rather do.

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Postby eyp » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:46 pm

Drew Brees knows all about your wife’s past, but he would never mention it to anyone.

Drew Brees was always nice to the unpopular kids in school.

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Postby eyp » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:47 pm

Drew Brees wears that Affliction shirt because his brother-in-law bought it for his birthday, and he’d hate to hurt his feelings.

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Postby eyp » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:48 pm

Drew Brees knows the Secret Santa price cap was set at $20, but he’ll be happy to spend a little more to get you something you would really enjoy.

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Postby eyp » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:49 pm

Drew Brees invited you to his beach house party, and even had a spare sweatshirt for you to borrow for when it got a little chilly at night. He said you could hang on to it “till whenever it’s convenient, no rush or anything”.

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Postby eyp » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:50 pm

When Drew Brees tells you he deleted that sex tape, he’s telling the truth.

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Postby eyp » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:52 pm

Drew Brees will go to Taco bell for you at 1 AM cause you’re too stoned…and he will bring back a variety of sauces cause you forgot to tell him which one you wanted

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Postby Chubbles » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:52 pm

Drew Brees doesn't sleep with his friends ex girlfriends

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Postby eyp » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:52 pm

Drew Brees plays Modern Warfare 2, and lets you take his care package.

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Postby eyp » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:53 pm

Drew Brees doesn’t encrypt his wifi router so his neighbors can use the internet, too.

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Postby eyp » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:55 pm

Drew’s speech at your wedding made everyone cry. And he bought you the 5 most expensive gifts you registered for, because he didn’t want the other guests to feel pressured into paying for something they can’t afford.

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Postby eyp » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:55 pm

Drew Brees managed to erase that stupid spyware virus from your computer, even though it took him three hours of his spare time to do it.

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