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by **Timbales** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:16 pm

If Stark/SHEILD can make a new uniform for Cap and create a Helicarrier, why can't they make pants for the Hulk that won't rip?

by **Zechs** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:17 pm

Because Hulk don't adhere to puny fashion man?

by **MrBlack** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:25 pm

Earth may be the place to go for battle armor or indestructible shields, but it's years behind the rest of the universe in pants technology.

by **Doc Jon** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:38 pm

Where's the money in that?

If the pants don't rip, he wouldn't have to buy a new pair every time.

This is capitalist America at its best, commie!

by **Cat-Scratch** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:40 pm

Timbales wrote:If Stark/SHEILD can make a new uniform for Cap and create a Helicarrier, why can't they make pants for the Hulk that won't rip?

Keepin' down the green man. :smt011

by **rdrsfn82** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:35 pm

Who says they don't? Of course he wouldn't have them at the start, because he isn't down with SHIELD and doesn't trust them. He'd probably figure they had a tracking device hidden in them so Ross can find him and ruin his life (and he'd probably be right.

Maybe they will give him some magic underpants (no Mormon) that stretch after he decides to trust them later on.

by **rdrsfn82** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:36 pm

Or some joke answer about Hulk being a hipster and thinking the tears add to look he wants as he drinks his PBR and searches for his ironic Luc Longley throwback jersey.

by **Chris** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:44 pm

Because Reed Richards doesn't exist in the Marvel Cinematic Universe yet, and so unstable molecules have yet to be invented.

by **rdrsfn82** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:53 pm

Holland Oats wrote:Because Reed Richards doesn't exist in the Marvel Cinematic Universe yet, and so unstable molecules have yet to be invented.

Nerdiest answer possible. I'm sure you said this while wearing a t-shirt featuring Triton from the Inhumans. :smt011

by **Chris** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:15 pm

by **Rockman** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:16 pm

Have we seen a Hulk in action yet, are we sure that his pants are ripped?

And our we sure that the Hulk was recruited, or was it Bruce Banner?

by **Timbales** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:18 pm

Rockman wrote:Have we seen a Hulk in action yet, are we sure that his pants are ripped?

And our we sure that the Hulk was recruited, or was it Bruce Banner?

action figures and conceptual art show ripped khakis

by **Rockman** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:22 pm

perhaps they recruited Banner and didn't expect him to Hulk out.

by **Timbales** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:24 pm

Rockman wrote:perhaps they recruited Banner and didn't expect him to Hulk out.

perhaps, but that's like hiring Lindsay Lohan and expecting her to be punctual and sober

by **chap22** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:26 pm

rdrsfn82 wrote:Or some joke answer about Hulk being a hipster and thinking the tears add to look he wants as he drinks his PBR and searches for his ironic Luc Longley throwback jersey.