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Keb

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Postby Keb » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:27 am

Hey everyone, this is Brian Burchette a.k.a. Starlord's first column here at the 'house. Check it out as it'll probably make you laugh...or feel very...yeah.

Kudos to him on this one!
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nietoperz

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Postby nietoperz » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:04 am

Brilliant column! Nice work, Brian. :D
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Starlord

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Postby Starlord » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:09 am

Thank you. :oops:

and thanks to Keb for a huge amount of patience. The man is a saint.
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Zenguru

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Postby Zenguru » Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:41 pm

Ha! That was funny! And also ironic you chose a cover with Pete Woods' name on it.
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Keb

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Postby Keb » Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:50 pm

starlord wrote:Thank you. :oops:

and thanks to Keb for a huge amount of patience. The man is a saint.
Dude, it's okay. I emailed you and fell asleep after for like 11.5 hours :P
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Starlord

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Postby Starlord » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:30 pm

Zenguru wrote:Ha! That was funny! And also ironic you chose a cover with Pete Woods' name on it.


thank you. Yeah, I didn't realize the name so there is a lot of irony there. :-D

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Postby 3MJ » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:14 pm

One cover that looks like that? Dude half of Alex Ross's cover have packages thrust in your face.
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misac

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Postby misac » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:20 pm

Coming from you that was perfectly pervy! Great read.
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Keb

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Postby Keb » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:50 pm

Twigglet wrote:One cover that looks like that? Dude half of Alex Ross's cover have packages thrust in your face.
But Alex Ross paints everyone like they're 50 years old, and I think think Brian wants some young sexy manmeat.
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Starlord

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Postby Starlord » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:09 pm

misac wrote:Coming from you that was perfectly pervy! Great read.


Thank you. Sorry I didn't get to any reviews last week. I'll do better this week. :(
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Starlord

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Postby Starlord » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:10 pm

Keb wrote:But Alex Ross paints everyone like they're 50 years old, and I think think Brian wants some young sexy manmeat.


I have no idea what would make you think that. :P
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Keb

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Postby Keb » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:11 pm

starlord wrote:I have no idea what would make you think that. :P
Me neither...
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Postby superfictious » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:36 pm

Sure we have the extremely hairy chest of Hawkman, with those magnificent leather straps that cover the nipples perfectly and helps keep those tight little green pants from falling to his ankles, but there is so much more they could do.


Now you have me wondering what other lascivious things Hawkman can do with that mace. And I hate you for it. :P

Great article, man.
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Starlord

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Postby Starlord » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:24 pm

Black_Kryptonian wrote:
Sure we have the extremely hairy chest of Hawkman, with those magnificent leather straps that cover the nipples perfectly and helps keep those tight little green pants from falling to his ankles, but there is so much more they could do.


Now you have me wondering what other lascivious things Hawkman can do with that mace. And I hate you for it. :P

Great article, man.


Good question, and one I've already considered. The working title is called, "Superheroes and their SuperToys" :-D

Thanks for reading. I do appreciate it.
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Keb

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Postby Keb » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:32 pm

Now now, let's keep it so your editor doesn't get a lot of heat ;)

edit: I mean "heat" like get in trouble for publishing something really dirty, not like sexual tension.

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