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Stay Classy, ComiXology.

Postby Juan Cena » Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:43 pm

DayWatch: DC’s Father’s Day 99c sale on ComiXology includes the storylines in which Aquababy is murdered, and Brainiac kills Pa Kent.


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Re: Stay Classy, ComiXology.

Postby Dragavon » Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:54 pm

:lol: I thought that was hilarious. Now all they need to add is the Amazing Fantasy #15 where Uncle Ben bites it.
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Re: Stay Classy, ComiXology.

Postby alaska1125 » Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:05 pm

Heh...The Judas Contract? Deathstroke is quite the disturbing father figure, I suppose.

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Re: Stay Classy, ComiXology.

Postby Regulator » Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:19 pm

Classy? It's fucking stupid that anyone bothered to think this was news. They're selling comics for 99 cents, who gives a fuck if some smarmy douche thinks that two things in a massive block of comics might be slightly ironic to a manufactured greeting card holiday?

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Re: Stay Classy, ComiXology.

Postby alaska1125 » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:27 pm

Regulator wrote:Classy? It's fucking stupid that anyone bothered to think this was news. They're selling comics for 99 cents, who gives a fuck if some smarmy douche thinks that two things in a massive block of comics might be slightly ironic to a manufactured greeting card holiday?


That's a...powerful response. What did manufactured greeting card holidays ever do to you??? :)

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Re: Stay Classy, ComiXology.

Postby sdsichero » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:24 pm

Well, it's not called "Good Fathers' Day"
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Re: Stay Classy, ComiXology.

Postby Zechs » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:43 pm

No Magneto or Spider-Man: Pursuit? FAIL ComiXology. :P
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Re: Stay Classy, ComiXology.

Postby Chris » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:27 pm

OUTRAGE!!

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Re: Stay Classy, ComiXology.

Postby Rockman » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:35 pm

This is stupider than Andrew Garfield's hair.

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Re: Stay Classy, ComiXology.

Postby chap22 » Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:52 am

Heh, they also included the Detective arc where Tim Drake's dad gets paralyzed, the first 6 NTT issues with Trigon and Deathstroke in it (dads of the year, IMMO) and the Judas Contract (Deathstroke again)...some excellent choices.

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Re: Stay Classy, ComiXology.

Postby IvCNuB4 » Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:48 pm

Rumor has it the Aqua-Baby Conception Issue will be offered later on :P
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Re: Stay Classy, ComiXology.

Postby chap22 » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:29 am

heh, they also have Identity Crisis (Tim's dad and Boomer Jr.'s dads kill each other, Ralph's unborn baby dies in his mama's womb). good lord, they really are lutzing this something fierce. :lol:
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