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Lord Simian
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Lord Simian
Man, this sucks. The wife is in the hospital, we've been in this room since 2pm yesterday. Who knows how much longer? Not the Lord of the Monkeys.
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nietoperz
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nietoperz
This often happens with the first child. Xander was a week overdue and labour lasted twenty-two hours. By contrast both of the other two were exactly on time with labour lasting less than am hour.
Lord Simian
The Lord of the Monkeys
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Lord Simian
nietoperz wrote: This often happens with the first child. Xander was a week overdue and labour lasted twenty-two hours. By contrast both of the other two were exactly on time with labour lasting less than am hour.
Labor hasn't even been induced yet. Her body didn't respond much to the first round of dilation meds, so they're doing a second...
MrBlack
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Lord Simian wrote:
Same thing happened with my wife. When labor eventually did hit, it was like a Mack truck, and she was ready to start pushing very quickly thereafter.
TROY
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TROY
Same thing happened with Megan. We went in on Tuesday night and she got induced and Connor wasn't born until about 4am on Friday morning.
bkthomson
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bkthomson
C section for both kids. Sorry to hear about this I hope things go well today.
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Zero
I was on time for the last time in my life when I came out. I feel like it set the bar a little too high for my future timekeeping, so maybe Young Simian is just trying to keep your expectations low?
Lord Simian
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Zero wrote: I was on time for the last time in my life when I came out. I feel like it set the bar a little too high for my future timekeeping, so maybe Young Simian is just trying to keep your expectations low?
She just wants to be a pain in the ass. Damned kid is already too much like me...
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sdsichero
Lord Simian wrote:
Then just hold some bacon near your wife. Kid'll pop out cause of the smell.
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GOSD
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GOSD
Get on her stomach and start pushing!
Good luck Robert!
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My brother hung out for a week or so too. My mom was all excited thinking he was going to be born on the 10th day (her birthday is on the 10th day as is mine) but he waited a day and screwed everything up. So he's the odd one out. He is also left-handed and his hair is like wires.
guitarsmashley
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guitarsmashley
this was the way it went for us too. The potocin will suddenly beat the shit out of her and thats when the drugs will be requested/needed. Enjoy.
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Good luck and best wishes!
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Cat-Scratch wrote: Good luck and best wishes!
Remember the Bill Cosby routine on the birth of his kids.
"I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it, and make another looks just like you"?
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