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[Jubilee]

Would anyone from the Outhouse make your list?

Ok this is the scenario. A Godlike being appears in front of you one morning as you wake up. You rub your eyes but it seems this is real. He is floating above your bed all deitylike and you feel frozen in place. You can't move. He starts to speak.

"Hello _______, you have been chosen for this special task. You are the most talented individual in the world, and you must chose 1,000 people you know (or are aware of) to survive the oncoming onslaught I have arranged"

You ask a lot of questions and go back and forth, but eventually you realise that this God is transporting everyone (so don't worry about leaving them stranded) onto a new planet where you will start a society with only 1,000 people. (Don't worry about inbreeding and all that shit, it'll somehow be dealt with.)

Do you think anyone from the OH would survive the oncoming holocaust?

I'd like to think I'd save some of you but I ran through the list and I am not sure.

EDIT: Gonna update the list

1. My Mum
2. Dad
3. Little bro
4. Aunt 1
5. Aunt 2
6. Uncle 1
7. Uncle 2
8. Cousin
9. Cousin
10 Cousin
11. Cousin
12. Girlfreind
13. Girlfriend Mum
14. Girlfriend Mum's boyfriend
15. Girlfriends Dad
16. Girlfriends Dad's girlfriend
17. Girlfriends Dad's daughter
18. Girlfriends Identical twin
19. Girlfriends little sister
20. Girlfriends other little sister
21. Girlfriends little brother.
22. Flatmate
23. Flatmate
24. Flatmate
25. Flatmate
26. Flatmate's hot sister
27. Dan
28. Phil
29. Ethan
30. Jonno
31. Joe
32. Rob
33. Other Rob
34. Churchill
35. Ed
36. George
37. RoRo
38. Ruth
39 James
40. Daisy
41. Siofra
42. Amy
43. Will
44. Moo Moo
45. Makka
46. Sarah
47. Ethan's girlfriend
48. George's girlfriend
49. Charlie
50. Katy Perry

One twentieth of the way there!

They're the obvious ones. I have at least 30 male friends I can think of who I'd save, but I don't know if I'd bring their families along. Of course then there's about 15 girls as well, so if I'm bringing all their familes, I'd probably be on about 200.

I would save people from the Outhouse ahead of musicians and actors I think. I think you're more important than them in my lives. Plus anyone can act.

The Outhouser's most likely to make the list

1. King Impulse, Punchy, Dum Dum Dugan (I've met them)
2. PDH, Royal and Jude (cool bros)
3. Emma (Slag)
4. Chap and RDRS (Historians)

I don't hold much hope for the rest of you.

[LobsterJ]

i wouldnt bring my mother because she is too old to have kids. 1,000 people, you need breeders.

[Jubilee]

i wouldnt bring my mother because she is too old to have kids. 1,000 people, you need breeders.

Yeah but I love my Mum and Dad I'd never leave them behind.

[Stephen Day]

The Outhouser's most likely to make the list

1. King Impulse, Punchy, Dum Dum Dugan (I've met them)
2. PDH, Royal and Jude (cool bros)
3. Emma (Slag)
4. Chap and RDRS (Historians)

I don't hold much hope for the rest of you.

I thought we were tight man.

That's it, you're off my list.

[Cat-Scratch]

Folks from here?



The women.

[Jubilee]

I thought we were tight man.

That's it, you're off my list.

I like you man, but there is a lot of people in my life I'd have to save. I don't really know enough about your job and lifestyle to save you. Jude brings an electrical knowledge and could sort us all out internet. You do have your Canadian nature going for you (as of now I know there would be some Americans, French, Italian and British people surviving, I'd like to have a mixture of heritages)

[Stephen Day]

I like you man, but there is a lot of people in my life I'd have to save. I don't really know enough about your job and lifestyle to save you. Jude brings an electrical knowledge and could sort us all out internet. You do have your Canadian nature going for you (as of now I know there would be some Americans, French, Italian and British people surviving, I'd like to have a mixture of heritages)

Well damn.

[Jubilee]

Stephen there's only limited spaces. You're not going to cry your way onto the list.

[Stephen Day]

Stephen there's only limited spaces. You're not going to cry your way onto the list.

Well, you have to admit it was worth a try.

[Cat-Scratch]

Stephen... what the hell is wrong with you? You'd rather live on the planet where Twigg is king then accept death?

[Stephen Day]

Stephen... what the hell is wrong with you? You'd rather live on the planet where Twigg is king then accept death?

Despite his bad taste in comics, I'd rather live.

[Jubilee]

Stephen... what the hell is wrong with you? You'd rather live on the planet where Twigg is king then accept death?

What if this is it though? What if there is no great beyond? I personally believe in God and a higher power, but I think most people are scared of this being it. So don't blame Stephen for fighting tooth and nail to survive, I think it's something we're all born with.

[Jubilee]

Stephen... what the hell is wrong with you? You'd rather live on the planet where Twigg is king then accept death?

What if this is it though? What if there is no great beyond? I personally believe in God and a higher power, but I think most people are scared of this being it. So don't blame Stephen for fighting tooth and nail to survive, I think it's something we're all born with.

[Cat-Scratch]

Despite his bad taste in comics, I'd rather live.

Have you seen his taste in women? Sure you still want to live? Also, he's saving like a ton of his family and other guys. There'd have to be a Thunderdome just to see who gets to be with Emma as she may be the only woman there that isn't related to him.

[Stephen Day]

Have you seen his taste in women? Sure you still want to live? Also, he's saving like a ton of his family and other guys. There'd have to be a Thunderdome just to see who gets to be with Emma as she may be the only woman there that isn't related to him.

You just want me to die a fiery death right along side you!