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Postby jeremy » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:10 pm

So a couple days ago I was feeling a bit frisky and was unfortunately alone, so I decided to get frisky all by my lonesome. Well, in my "box o' goodies" I had some anal ease that I haven't used and I thought it was only a lubricant. I found out the hard way that it also has some numbing effects. What a bust that evening was. :(

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Postby b.lumpkin » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:11 pm

xaraan wrote:So a couple days ago I was feeling a bit frisky and was unfortunately alone, so I decided to get frisky all by my lonesome. Well, in my "box o' goodies" I had some anal ease that I haven't used and I thought it was only a lubricant. I found out the hard way that it also has some numbing effects. What a bust that evening was. :(
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Postby Lord Simian » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:12 pm

Ok. You win. That's the creepiest thread start I've read here.
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Postby superfictious » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:13 pm

I'll bet it was a "bust", alright...

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Postby GOSD » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:13 pm

You just made starlord cum. :D

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Postby jeremy » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:14 pm

Black Kryptonite wrote:I'll bet it was a "bust", alright...


no, thats what im saying, everything was too numb to get anywhere

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Postby Chris » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:14 pm

http://dbag.ytmnd.com :D

And you wonder why stuff like this comes back to haunt you.. :P
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Postby jeremy » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:14 pm

Chris wrote:http://dbag.ytmnd.com :D

And you wonder why stuff like this comes back to haunt you.. :P


yea, well, I try to give you some new stuff sometimes

and have to live up to my got punched in the anus thread

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Postby GratefulFred » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:14 pm

Lord Simian wrote:Ok. You win. That's the creepiest thread start I've read here.


Seriously. Too much information.

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Postby jeremy » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:15 pm

Lord Simian wrote:Ok. You win. That's the creepiest thread start I've read here.


really?



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Postby b.lumpkin » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:15 pm

xaraan wrote:no, thats what im saying, everything was too numb to get anywhere
which is exactly why i will be calling you dead-dick xaraan from this day forth

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Postby superfictious » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:16 pm

xaraan wrote:no, thats what im saying, everything was too numb to get anywhere


But isn't the numbness supposed to make it easier to get you where you're going? :?

edit: nevermind, I'm thinking you were on the receiving end when I'm guessing you were on the invading side.
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Postby jeremy » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:16 pm

Colonel Angus wrote:which is exactly why i will be calling you dead-dick xaraan from this day forth


awwww, lol, its ok, my crotch is back to normal now, it wore off after a bit

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Postby jeremy » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:17 pm

Black Kryptonite wrote:But isn't the numbness supposed to make it easier to get you where you're going? :?


I was just using it for lubricant on myself, not for butt secks

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Postby Chris » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:17 pm

everything was too numb

Well, look on the brightside. The next you and your brother get frisky together, you won't have to worry about the pain when he fists your anus.
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