Thursday, December 18, 2014 • Afternoon Edition • "30 charges and no convictions."
Marvel Ditches Spider-Woman Costume, Replaces It With Something Actual Humans Would Wear

Marvel Ditches Spider-Woman Costume, Replaces It With Something Actual Humans Would Wear

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

In related news, Marvel fans bemoaned the critically low supply of jerkoff material in their comics.

The Terrorists Really Have Won: New Regency Cancels Comic Book Movie Due to Hacking Scandal

The Terrorists Really Have Won: New Regency Cancels Comic Book Movie Due to Hacking Scandal

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

And it's not even Amazing Spider-Man 3.

Here Comes A Free Challenger! Street Fighter FCBD

Here Comes A Free Challenger! Street Fighter FCBD

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

You might have to shoryuken a kid in the face to get one.

The Terrorists Win: Sony Scraps The Interview

The Terrorists Win: Sony Scraps The Interview

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

Where were these hackers before Man of Steel came out? Thanks a lot, hackers!

Fit For A King? King-Size Kirby Hardcover Arrives In July!

Fit For A King? King-Size Kirby Hardcover Arrives In July!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

And Many A Kirby Dot Will Be Spotted!

Say No to Five Dollar Comics: Five Comics to Buy for Less than Five Bucks on December 17, 2014 (Darkest Hour Edition)

Say No to Five Dollar Comics: Five Comics to Buy for Less than Five Bucks on December 17, 2014 (Darkest Hour Edition)

By Jude Terror in Features on December 17, 2014

The situation is dire, dear readers! We need you to say no to five dollar comics today!

View from the Gutters #97 — Strong Female Protagonist

View from the Gutters #97 — Strong Female Protagonist

By View from the Gutters in Podcasts on December 17, 2014

This week on View from the Gutters we discuss Strong Female Protagonist, the webcomic by Brennen Lee Mulligan and Molly Ostertag.

Marvel Comics March 2015 Solicitations

Marvel Comics March 2015 Solicitations

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

Hey look, it's Princess Leia! That's pretty NOOOO NOT MY CLAREMONT BOOK GOD DAMMIT!

This Week's New Release Highlights!

This Week's New Release Highlights!

By Tim Midura in Features on December 17, 2014

Lemuria, Clayface and an unbroken run!

Presenting Dark Horse Presents #5!

Presenting Dark Horse Presents #5!

By Tim Midura in Reviews on December 17, 2014

In this issue, Norse mythology, demonic wrestling matches and drug deals gone wrong!

Spoofs of The Omega Man, Revenge of the Nerds and More in the final issue of Bob's Burgers!

Spoofs of The Omega Man, Revenge of the Nerds and More in the final issue of Bob's Burgers!

By Tim Midura in Reviews on December 17, 2014

Bacon ball me!

Congrats, DC Fans: Here's Your Naked, Dripping, Evil _____ ____ (SPOILERS, OBVS)

Congrats, DC Fans: Here's Your Naked, Dripping, Evil _____ ____ (SPOILERS, OBVS)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

Unlike Bleeding Cool, we won't spoil it in the headline.

Jason Reitman, Aaron Paul, J.K. Simmons, Kevin Pollak Putting on Live Empire Strikes Back, One Night Only

Jason Reitman, Aaron Paul, J.K. Simmons, Kevin Pollak Putting on Live Empire Strikes Back, One Night Only

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

Spoiler: Vader is Luke's dad.

JK Rowling Confirms Jewish Wizard via Tweet for Hannukah

JK Rowling Confirms Jewish Wizard via Tweet for Hannukah

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

Truly, it is the greatest of gifts!

Rumor Has It Viola Davis is Amanda Waller in Suicide Squad Movie

Rumor Has It Viola Davis is Amanda Waller in Suicide Squad Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

And that rumor is being reported in the usual places.

New Character Name Registered For Star Wars: The Force Awakens

New Character Name Registered For Star Wars: The Force Awakens

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

There is another…

Illustrator/Cartoonist Jack Davis Retires At 90

Illustrator/Cartoonist Jack Davis Retires At 90

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

Only 90? What a quitter!

New Pixels Movie Character Posters

New Pixels Movie Character Posters

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 16, 2014

Are you ready for the (more than) 8-bit 80s invasion?

Outhouse Celebrates as DC Comics Reaches Major Milestone

Outhouse Celebrates as DC Comics Reaches Major Milestone

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 16, 2014

It's the most blunderful time... of the yeeeaaarrr!

Star Wars Rebels Go To Oz

Star Wars Rebels Go To Oz

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 16, 2014

A wise voice they need, yes mmmnn…

Wayne Coyne, Nazis, & S&M: The Night Porter turns 40

Wayne Coyne, Nazis, & S&M: The Night Porter turns 40

By Lee Newman in Features on December 16, 2014

When is erotica, not erotic? When it involves Nazis and broken glass...

Marvel to Release Remastered, HD Version of Unaltered Original Theatrical Star Wars Trilogy...

Marvel to Release Remastered, HD Version of Unaltered Original Theatrical Star Wars Trilogy...

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 16, 2014

...the comic book adaptations!

Batman Gets Lootcrate Treatment, Fans Get the Shaft?

Batman Gets Lootcrate Treatment, Fans Get the Shaft?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 16, 2014

In which we're grateful for new opportunities, but wary of the industry's ability to use them wisely.

New Leaked Age of Ultron Production Images Reveal Marvel's Budget Woes

New Leaked Age of Ultron Production Images Reveal Marvel's Budget Woes

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 16, 2014

Did Marvel blow its entire wad on the trailers?!

No One Ever Listens To RU: The Death of Lois Lane

No One Ever Listens To RU: The Death of Lois Lane

By GHERU in News with Benefits on December 16, 2014

I’ve told my wife that I want that tag line on my gravestone.

Hell Freezes Over: Nonplayer #2 is Finished

Hell Freezes Over: Nonplayer #2 is Finished

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on December 16, 2014

The long delayed Image comic will see publication in 2015.

Ten artists the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame continues to ignore.

Ten artists the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame continues to ignore.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on December 16, 2014

Green Day and Joan Jett are in, but the Rock Hall continues to snub artists like Ozzy Osbourne and the Steve Miller Band.

DC Comics Full Monthly Cancel... We Mean Solicitations

DC Comics Full Monthly Cancel... We Mean Solicitations

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 15, 2014

Find out what's shipping and what's not from DC Comics and Vertigo!

JJJ Joins Loki On (Renamed) Kong: Skull Island

JJJ Joins Loki On (Renamed) Kong: Skull Island

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 15, 2014

Also, movie gets pushed back.

DC Shocker: DC Cancels 13 Titles Leading into Convergence

DC Shocker: DC Cancels 13 Titles Leading into Convergence

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 15, 2014

DC is ending 13 titles in addition to three limited series in March 2015.

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