8) Kevin HuxfordThis guy would be higher on this list if more people knew who he was. I wasn't even sure that I should give him any publicity, but I just couldn't ignore this piece of work (you'll thank me for not being able to find a larger photo of him).Kevin Huxford is a blogger/internet troll who calls himself a "journalist." What he manages to do is piss off everybody he comes in contact with. He stalks and insults Marvel writer Dan Slott any chance he gets. This stems from when our mild mannered "reporter" decided to report TV/comic book writer Marc Guggenheim to the Writer's Guild of America, even though Marc had done nothing wrong. Marc laughed the whole incident off, but when Slott stood up for his friend, Huxford became obsessed with Slott.It was in this exchange that we found out that Kevin's activism with unions comes from his time working as a grocery bagger. This man is a hero.That is, until you see his shirtless vlogs on YouTube. *shudder* 7) The SentryThe Sentry is the only fictional character on this list (unless Grocery Bagger Union Buster isn't real). The Sentry's story begins as a hoax between Marvel and Wizard Magazine. The two companies "revealed" in a story that a lost Silver Age character created by Stan Lee had been found in some closet or something. A fairly successful series was then created by Paul Jenkins and Jae Lee. That should have ended the story of Marvel's Superman who had the "power of one million exploding suns" (whatever the hell that means).But then Marvel went overboard. The Sentry joined the Avengers. The Sentry saved the day in World War Hulk. The Sentry was EVERYWHERE, being crammed down fans' throats.Now The Sentry just needs to die. 6) Rich JohnstonRich Johnston is a necessary evil to people in comics. He is like the paparazzi to celebrities.Rich writes the popular gossip column "Lying in the Gutters." Through his "sources" he breaks stories that many in the comic industry aren't ready to reveal yet. But what Rich does is create buzz for these stories as well. So while many comic creators and execs publicly state that Rich is "harmful to the industry" and my personal favorite, "a vulture," these same people sometimes let things "slip" on purpose as a way to get publicity through LitG.So in a way, Rich Johnston is the man that comic professionals love to hate.P.S. - He is also a shameless self-promoter and will probably link this post to his column. *Crosses fingers* 5) Jeph LoebHe's on this list because he writes crap like this:
She's not the prettiest woman. She's not the sexiest woman. If I saw her on the road I probably wouldn't even look back. I've seen her in other roles and I don't even think twice. Then why is it that whenever Elizabeth Mitchell plays Juliet on Lost, I become mesmerized by her? Sure, the low cut tank top that shows off her awesome boobs that are always lathered up in fake sweat and mud help, but there is something about her. When she gives that smirk and the "fuck me" eyes, I just wonder what is going through her dirty mind. I wonder if I would be able to walk after spending a night with her. She may be the nicest, most innocent person, but I really doubt it. Hell, I'm even rambling right now just thinking about the horrible, horrible things she would do to me so it's best just to Google her nude, lesbian scene with Angelina Jolie in Gia and stop reading this post.
Well the Academy blew it again, yet I'm going to sit there watching the awards, waiting for someone to apologize for giving the Best Picture Oscar to Chariots of Fire over Raiders of the Lost Ark. Let's run through the few categories that people actually care about. So I'm going to go through this list and predict who will win and who I want to win. I haven't seen all these movies, so I am basing this on people I like. If you don't like it, go watch Oprah or somethingBest ActorWho will win: Mickey Rourke (WTF?)Who should win: Mickey Rourke (Seriously, Mickey Rourke?)Richard Jenkins in The VisitorFrank Langella in Frost/NixonSean Penn in MilkBrad Pitt in The Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonMickey Rourke in The WrestlerBest Supporting ActorWho will win: Heath LedgerWho should win: Heath Ledger (I think it would be hilarious if Downey Jr. won)Josh Brolin in MilkRobert Downey Jr. in Tropic ThunderPhilip Seymour Hoffman in DoubtHeath Ledger in The Dark KnightMichael Shannon in Revolutionary RoadBest ActressWho will win: Kate WinsletWho should win: (Tie) Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis for Forgetting Sarah MarshallAnne Hathaway in Rachel Getting MarriedAngelina Jolie in Changeling Melissa Leo in Frozen RiverMeryl Streep in DoubtKate Winslet in The ReaderBest Supporting ActressWho will win: Viola DavisWho should win: Marisa Tomei (So people can stop saying her first win was a mistake)Amy Adams in DoubtPenelope Cruz in Vicky Cristina BarcelonaViola Davis in DoubtTaraji P. Henson in The Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonMarisa Tomei in The WrestlerBest DirectorWho will win: Danny BoyleWho should win: Christopher Nolan (Fuck you Academy!)David Fincher for The Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonPotsie for Frost/NixonGus Van Sant for MilkStephen Daldry for The ReaderDanny Boyle for Slumdog MillionaireBest PictureWho will win: The Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonWho should win: Slumdog MillionaireThe Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonFrost/NixonMilkThe ReaderSlumdog Millionaire
Warner Bros. have released pictures of this cool Watchmen 12" Picture Disc featuring My Chemical Romance's version of "Desolation Row." Side A: My Chemical Romance "Desolation Row" (Smiley Face)Side B: Tyler Bates "Prison Fight" Track from the Original Motion Picture Score (Rorschach City Scene)My Chemical Romance is so emo, that they make whiny little bitches with modern flock of seagulls haircuts and eyeliner look tough, but damn if this isn't really cool. I may actually have to get this.
I'm sure everyone was glued to their TVs this weekend watching Kuwait's Abdulaziz Alanezi, left, fight for a ball with South Korea's Yunusk Ohduring in their match at the Men's Handball World Championship in Split, Croatia. You don't get action like this anywhere else. Look at the tiny ball, the short shorts and the shirt pulling. Handball knows how to put on a show for its dozens of fans. Oh. There was also this:
10) Shana WallAmazing Race 12Eliminated Leg 5I'm not holding it against Shana that she once dated Ryan Seacrest. I'm not holding it against her that she was eliminated in the 5th leg (with hottie teammate Jennifer McCall) which kept me from watching their hot asses longer. I'm not even holding it against her that she appeared uncredited on an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. What I am holding against her is that she won't let me spy on her in the shower anymore. Stupid judge... 9) Dustin KonzelmanAmazing Race 10Eliminated Leg 10Amazing Race 11Finished 2ndDustin and her partner Kandice were insufferable bitches. But you have to give them credit, they did well in two season of the Amazing Race. Dubbed The Beauty Queens, they were bitchy and conniving, but hotness is hotness and Dustin was hot. She met Kandice at the Miss America pageant in 2006 (Dustin was Miss California, Kandice was Miss New York) where they most likely engaged in hot lesbian sex (or signing up for the Amazing Race, I forget which one). 8) Danielle TurnerAmazing Race 9Eliminated Leg 4Amazing Race 11Finished 1stDanielle first appeared in Season 9 with her friend Dani (who was also fairly hot). They were morons and were knocked out in the fourth leg. That should have been the last we saw of her, but Danielle did what any other bimbo would do she found a guy to provide for her. She teamed up with fellow season 9 cast member Eric, who she was now dating, and returned for the All-Star edition in Season 11. He carried her all the way to the $1 million. I love a happy ending. 7) Starr SpanglerAmazing Race 13Finished 1stWith her obviously gay-but-doesn't-know-it-cause-he-claims-to-have-a-girlfriend brother Nick, Starr Spangler avoided becoming the first porn star that didn't need a pseudonym. The brother/sister combo won 7 legs and Starr's short shorts always gave us a look at two more. Did I forget to mention that Starr was a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader? Ah, fuck it. Just look at her boobs. 6) Kris PerkinsAmazing Race 6Finished 2ndKris Perkins is someone that you appreciate more if you watch the Amazing Race. She is not the prettiest girl, but she has a lot of things going for her. She was really nice. She didn't fight with her teammate Jon. She was respectful to the locals. AND SHE HAS ENORMOUS TITS! 5) Kendra BentleyAmazing Race Season 6Finished 1stKendra and her fiance Freddy were fashion models who won the $1 million in Season 6. She was the typical ugly American. During a drive through Ethiopia she said, "This city is wretched and disgusting and they keep breeding and breeding in this poverty. I can't take it!" We don't love them for their minds folks. 4) Amie BarskyAmazing Race 1Eliminated Leg 5Amy and her fiance (now husband) Paul competed in the first season of the Amazing Race. They weren't really memorable until you look at Amy now. She is an aspiring actress/model and met Paul when she was bartending in 1999. She was a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader and has starred in movies with heavyweights like Adam Goldberg and Gabriel Schwalenstocker. The topless slasher movie scene can't be far away. 3) Kristy JensenAmazing Race 6Eliminated Leg 3Kristy and her sister Lena were the Mormon team on Amazing Race 6. They were eliminated quickly so we didn't get to see much of Kristy. But one quick Google search and I saw what we were all missing. This is one hot Mormon folks. She's so hot that the guy she marries may choose to only have 2 wives. 2) Victoria FullerAmazing Race 6Eliminated Leg 8The hottest of the Season 6 hotties, Victoria had the distinction of being the first reality show contestant to be beaten by her husband on national TV (he claimed it was the editing - douche). Victoria was getting yelled at and pushed almost every episode under the guise of "the entrepreneur" team. What they should have focused on more was that Victoria was a Playboy centerfold (Miss January 1996). There are a lot of naked pictures out there so grab the Vaseline and check her out. 1) Amber BrkichAmazing Race 7Finished 2ndAmazing Race 11Eliminated Leg 4It pains me to have Amber Brkich at #1, but the girl is smoking hot. She appeared on two seasons of the Amazing Race with her douche husband Rob. Amber also won $1 million on Survivor, appearing twice on that as well. She has the two pronged hotness attack. She has that girl next door look (if the girl next door was a millionaire hot piece of ass) that can be transformed into the slutty, I-will-do-terrible-things-to-you-and-you'll-like-it look. From top to bottom, Amber Brkich is the hottest woman to ever compete on the Amazing Race. 0
One of you two needs to beat the Eagles or Cardinals in the Super Bowl so play nice.I predict two upsets this weekend.Ravens over Steelers 16-10Cardinals over Eagles 23-21
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From top to bottom: Minka Kelly, Megan Fox and Odette Yustman.So this is a tough one. Minka Kelly has that girl next door vibe. It helps that she plays a cheerleader on Friday Night Lights. Megan Fox is the BA-ZOW! of this group. You look and her and your erection smacks you in the face (well mine does, not sure about you pee-wee). This girl oozes whore and if she had an STD you would probably tell her that you've been always looking to get syphilis and if she knew someone who had it.Odette Yustman is the winner though. She is a combination of Fox and Kelly. She has the girl next door looks, but also would do very dirty things to you behind closed doors. Come on, you all saw the "Fuck me" eyes she was giving the Cloverfield monster. Yustman wins this round.Thoughts?
It seems like every 10 years, someone tries to bring 3-D and its lame glasses back to the forefront.It fails every time!This year so far, we have:Journey to the Center of the EarthMonsters Vs. AliensChuck 3-DCan it die now?
DC ComicsFinal Crisis #6 (Of 7) Someone explain to me why I'm still buying this? Am I just a sucker to event comic books?Marvel ComicsAmazing Spider-Man #583 Obama VariantCome on! How can you resist this? Rumor has it that Obama and Spider-Man do a fist bump. Stop the presses!This will probably knock "The Search for Obama's New Dog" to page 2! People getting killed in the Middle East? That falls somewhere between Paris Hilton's new STD and a feature on Ernest Borgnine.Deadpool #6 Even Daniel Way hasn't been able to ruin this character. Of course, Jeph Loeb hasn't had a crack at him yet.
Let's try this blogging thing out.
Ten years too late, Guns N' Roses: Chinese Democracy is FINALLY released! Can this long-awaited album by the greatest rock band of all time SAVE ROCK N' ROLL, or will the best part about it be a free Dr Pepper? I guess you'll have to find out, in the only music review column you'll ever need - Can Jude Terror SAVE ROCK N' ROLL?!
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