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Playoff Fever - Catch It!

Playoff Fever - Catch It!

By MF in Blog on January 19, 2009

I'm sure everyone was glued to their TVs this weekend watching Kuwait's Abdulaziz Alanezi, left, fight for a ball with South Korea's Yunusk Ohduring in their match at the Men's Handball World Championship in Split, Croatia. You don't get action like this anywhere else. Look at the tiny ball, the short shorts and the shirt pulling. Handball knows how to put on a show for its dozens of fans. Oh. There was also this:

Top 10 Amazing Race Hotties

Top 10 Amazing Race Hotties

By MF in Blog on January 16, 2009

10) Shana WallAmazing Race 12Eliminated Leg 5I'm not holding it against Shana that she once dated Ryan Seacrest. I'm not holding it against her that she was eliminated in the 5th leg (with hottie teammate Jennifer McCall) which kept me from watching their hot asses longer. I'm not even holding it against her that she appeared uncredited on an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. What I am holding against her is that she won't let me spy on her in the shower anymore. Stupid judge... 9) Dustin KonzelmanAmazing Race 10Eliminated Leg 10Amazing Race 11Finished 2ndDustin and her partner Kandice were insufferable bitches. But you have to give them credit, they did well in two season of the Amazing Race. Dubbed The Beauty Queens, they were bitchy and conniving, but hotness is hotness and Dustin was hot. She met Kandice at the Miss America pageant in 2006 (Dustin was Miss California, Kandice was Miss New York) where they most likely engaged in hot lesbian sex (or signing up for the Amazing Race, I forget which one). 8) Danielle TurnerAmazing Race 9Eliminated Leg 4Amazing Race 11Finished 1stDanielle first appeared in Season 9 with her friend Dani (who was also fairly hot). They were morons and were knocked out in the fourth leg. That should have been the last we saw of her, but Danielle did what any other bimbo would do she found a guy to provide for her. She teamed up with fellow season 9 cast member Eric, who she was now dating, and returned for the All-Star edition in Season 11. He carried her all the way to the $1 million. I love a happy ending. 7) Starr SpanglerAmazing Race 13Finished 1stWith her obviously gay-but-doesn't-know-it-cause-he-claims-to-have-a-girlfriend brother Nick, Starr Spangler avoided becoming the first porn star that didn't need a pseudonym. The brother/sister combo won 7 legs and Starr's short shorts always gave us a look at two more. Did I forget to mention that Starr was a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader? Ah, fuck it. Just look at her boobs. 6) Kris PerkinsAmazing Race 6Finished 2ndKris Perkins is someone that you appreciate more if you watch the Amazing Race. She is not the prettiest girl, but she has a lot of things going for her. She was really nice. She didn't fight with her teammate Jon. She was respectful to the locals. AND SHE HAS ENORMOUS TITS! 5) Kendra BentleyAmazing Race Season 6Finished 1stKendra and her fiance Freddy were fashion models who won the $1 million in Season 6. She was the typical ugly American. During a drive through Ethiopia she said, "This city is wretched and disgusting and they keep breeding and breeding in this poverty. I can't take it!" We don't love them for their minds folks. 4) Amie BarskyAmazing Race 1Eliminated Leg 5Amy and her fiance (now husband) Paul competed in the first season of the Amazing Race. They weren't really memorable until you look at Amy now. She is an aspiring actress/model and met Paul when she was bartending in 1999. She was a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader and has starred in movies with heavyweights like Adam Goldberg and Gabriel Schwalenstocker. The topless slasher movie scene can't be far away. 3) Kristy JensenAmazing Race 6Eliminated Leg 3Kristy and her sister Lena were the Mormon team on Amazing Race 6. They were eliminated quickly so we didn't get to see much of Kristy. But one quick Google search and I saw what we were all missing. This is one hot Mormon folks. She's so hot that the guy she marries may choose to only have 2 wives. 2) Victoria FullerAmazing Race 6Eliminated Leg 8The hottest of the Season 6 hotties, Victoria had the distinction of being the first reality show contestant to be beaten by her husband on national TV (he claimed it was the editing - douche). Victoria was getting yelled at and pushed almost every episode under the guise of "the entrepreneur" team. What they should have focused on more was that Victoria was a Playboy centerfold (Miss January 1996). There are a lot of naked pictures out there so grab the Vaseline and check her out. 1) Amber BrkichAmazing Race 7Finished 2ndAmazing Race 11Eliminated Leg 4It pains me to have Amber Brkich at #1, but the girl is smoking hot. She appeared on two seasons of the Amazing Race with her douche husband Rob. Amber also won $1 million on Survivor, appearing twice on that as well. She has the two pronged hotness attack. She has that girl next door look (if the girl next door was a millionaire hot piece of ass) that can be transformed into the slutty, I-will-do-terrible-things-to-you-and-you'll-like-it look. From top to bottom, Amber Brkich is the hottest woman to ever compete on the Amazing Race.  0

Cause People Need To Know

Cause People Need To Know

By MF in Blog on January 16, 2009


Please Don't Kill Each Other

Please Don't Kill Each Other

By MF in Blog on January 16, 2009

One of you two needs to beat the Eagles or Cardinals in the Super Bowl so play nice.I predict two upsets this weekend.Ravens over Steelers 16-10Cardinals over Eagles 23-21


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Worst Comic Ever

Worst Comic Ever

By MF in Blog on January 15, 2009


I Can't Wait For The Third One!

I Can't Wait For The Third One!

By MF in Blog on January 14, 2009

This is awesome!To see more go here.

Who Would You Rather?

Who Would You Rather?

By MF in Blog on January 14, 2009

From top to bottom: Minka Kelly, Megan Fox and Odette Yustman.So this is a tough one. Minka Kelly has that girl next door vibe. It helps that she plays a cheerleader on Friday Night Lights. Megan Fox is the BA-ZOW! of this group. You look and her and your erection smacks you in the face (well mine does, not sure about you pee-wee). This girl oozes whore and if she had an STD you would probably tell her that you've been always looking to get syphilis and if she knew someone who had it.Odette Yustman is the winner though. She is a combination of Fox and Kelly. She has the girl next door looks, but also would do very dirty things to you behind closed doors. Come on, you all saw the "Fuck me" eyes she was giving the Cloverfield monster. Yustman wins this round.Thoughts?

Why is 3-D Back?

Why is 3-D Back?

By MF in Blog on January 13, 2009

It seems like every 10 years, someone tries to bring 3-D and its lame glasses back to the forefront.It fails every time!This year so far, we have:Journey to the Center of the EarthMonsters Vs. AliensChuck 3-DCan it die now?

What I'm Buying This Week

What I'm Buying This Week

By MF in Blog on January 13, 2009

DC ComicsFinal Crisis #6 (Of 7) Someone explain to me why I'm still buying this? Am I just a sucker to event comic books?Marvel ComicsAmazing Spider-Man #583 Obama VariantCome on! How can you resist this? Rumor has it that Obama and Spider-Man do a fist bump. Stop the presses!This will probably knock "The Search for Obama's New Dog" to page 2! People getting killed in the Middle East? That falls somewhere between Paris Hilton's new STD and a feature on Ernest Borgnine.Deadpool #6 Even Daniel Way hasn't been able to ruin this character. Of course, Jeph Loeb hasn't had a crack at him yet.

First Post

First Post

By MF in Blog on January 13, 2009

Let's try this blogging thing out.

Can Chinese Democracy SAVE ROCK N' ROLL?!

Can Chinese Democracy SAVE ROCK N' ROLL?!

By Jude Terror in Blog on November 22, 2008

Ten years too late, Guns N' Roses: Chinese Democracy is FINALLY released! Can this long-awaited album by the greatest rock band of all time SAVE ROCK N' ROLL, or will the best part about it be a free Dr Pepper? I guess you'll have to find out, in the only music review column you'll ever need - Can Jude Terror SAVE ROCK N' ROLL?!

Can Metallica's new album SAVE ROCK AND ROLL?!

Can Metallica's new album SAVE ROCK AND ROLL?!

By Jude Terror in Blog on September 3, 2008

You knew it had to happen! Jude Terror is back with an epic edition of Can Jude Terror Save Rock N' Roll, featuring the new album by Metallica, Death Magnetic!

Top Five Most Pretentious Albums of All Time

Top Five Most Pretentious Albums of All Time

By Jude Terror in Blog on March 14, 2008

I finally finished listening to the latest Nine Inch Nails release, the 4 sided LP Ghosts I-IV, and all I have to say is... what a pretentious piece of crap! So I got to thinking, what kind of self-important asshole does it take to make an album like this? Well, let's take a look at five of Rock N Roll's most pretentious albums of all time to find out...


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Can Marilyn Manson SAVE ROCK N' ROLL?!

Can Marilyn Manson SAVE ROCK N' ROLL?!

By Jude Terror in Blog on June 11, 2007

Can Marilyn Manson's new album, Eat Me Drink Me, save rock and roll? Read on to find out...


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Wither Movie Music?

Wither Movie Music?

By Juan Cena in Blog on February 18, 2009

Peter Gabriel is pulling out of performing at this year's Oscars. The reason?  The producers are limiting his performance to a  segment or a three song medley of songs nominated for the Best Song category  .  His song, "Down to Earth" (from Wall-E) is about six minutes long. The producers wanted him to cut the song down to about sixty-five seconds.   There are people reading that thinking how great it is that the Oscar telecast will be about six minutes shorter this year. I seriously doubt that one myself. At least in terms of the Oscars ending six minutes closer to 11:00 PM EST. I think what really made me think about this was how music from films has become less relevant in the past decade or so. Growing up, there always seemed to be a new song on the radio that was from a new movie coming out that would become a huge hit. Especially in the Eighties where movie soundtracks would would be full of songs that would dominate the charts. Think of the Top Gun or Footloose soundtracks. Both had songs that eventually got Oscar nominations (Top Gun's "Take My Breath Away" even won an Oscar). And in the Nineties, Disney films were basically musicals which always took home at least a Best Song Oscar about every year. Now, it seems like movie music isn't as powerful as it was back then. There are Cd's tied to movies that feature songs that aren't even in the film itself. Or the music itself  will be less out of sync with what is popular on the radio. It's kind of sad because that crossroads between music and film as a cultural force is being less and less traveled.

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