Friday, January 19, 2018 • Evening Edition • "Manufacturing outrage since 2006."

Sensitivity Training for Bakers

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, November 30 1999 and posted in Blog

Ludovico Technique for the Drunken Negro Face Cookie baker? That seems to be where things are heading for Ted Kefalinos, the Greenwich Village baker who made the headlines last month for his politically incorrect cookies, dubbed the Drunken Negro Face Cookies.





After raising the ire of overly sensitive politicians and activists with his racist pastraganada, the baker found himself the target of protests, death threats, and even an attempt to shut down his business by the Black Panthers. He was even paid a visit by the Secret Service to address remarks he allegedly made about President Barry Hussein Obama.

Now, clearly this guy is no scholar. He's an idiot, his cookies are stupid, and nobody in their right mind thinks that something like that is going to go over well. But is his misguided, juvenile sense of humor really worthy of all of the attention and mock-outrage it's generated?

I don't think so, myself. Personally, I think that society will naturally weed out these kinds of idiots. People don't like his cookies, they won't shop there. Eventually he'll go out of business. He may be an ass, but he has a right to bake those cookies if he wants to, and really, cookies aren't hurting anyone. If anything, it does more to show racists to be morons than anything else, which is a good thing.

That's not enough for some people though. New York State Senator Thomas Duane, for instance, believes that it is his, and the government's, responsibility to change the way this guy THINKS. That's right, this citizen's personal beliefs do not fall in line with what the government believes people should be thinking, so he pressured the guy to go to sensitivity training.

Does the Orwellian nature of such a think send a shiver down your spine yet? If not, check out this quote from Comrade Duane (a democrat, of course) after the first round of brainwashing didn't take as firmly as he would have liked:

""He really needs to undergo much more sensitivity training because I'm not sure that he's completely got the message yet."

Funny that when it's Republicans with the Patriot Act, liberals whine about "Big Brother" invading our privacy and taking away our rights, but thought police liberals are creaming their pants over an opportunity to have the government legislate people's thoughts.

Clearly, there's only one way we're going to get this evil man to stop oppressing people with his cookies:




Liberals: It's not your job to tell people what to think.

 -Jude Terror


Help spread the word, loyal readers! Share this story on social media:

Comment without an Outhouse Account using Facebook

We get it. You don't feel like signing up for an Outhouse account, even though it's FREE and EASY! That's okay. You can comment with your Facebook account below and we'll take care of adding it to the stream above. But you really should consider getting a full Outhouse account, which will allow you to quote posts, choose an avatar and sig, and comment on our forums too. If that sounds good to you, sign up for an Outhouse account by clicking here.

Note: while you are welcome to speak your mind freely on any topic, we do ask that you keep discussion civil between each other. Nasty personal attacks against other commenters is strongly discouraged. Thanks!
Help spread the word, loyal readers! Share this story on social media:

About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

More articles from Jude Terror
The Outhouse is not responsible for any butthurt incurred by reading this website. All original content copyright the author. Banner by Ali Jaffery - he's available for commission!