Tuesday, September 1, 2015 • Afternoon Edition • "The comic book industry's inflamed butthole."
Georgia names Greyson Lambert as starting QB for 2015 season opener.

Georgia names Greyson Lambert as starting QB for 2015 season opener.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 31, 2015

Greyson Lambert....

UCLA cornerback Ishmael Adams arrested, accused of cell phone theft.

UCLA cornerback Ishmael Adams arrested, accused of cell phone theft.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 31, 2015

Ishmael Adams....

Les Miles visits hospital for precautionary reasons.

Les Miles visits hospital for precautionary reasons.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 31, 2015

Les Miles....


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SEC Fallout: Nick Chubb, Jeremy Johnson, Alabama QB controversy, and more.

SEC Fallout: Nick Chubb, Jeremy Johnson, Alabama QB controversy, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 31, 2015

SEC edition....

Ole Miss names Chad Kelly starting QB for season opener.

Ole Miss names Chad Kelly starting QB for season opener.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 31, 2015

Chad Kelly....

Two Kentucky players suspended for season opener.

Two Kentucky players suspended for season opener.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 31, 2015

Kyle Meadows....


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The Fallout: Les Miles, Kevin Sumlin, Tim Beckman, and more.

The Fallout: Les Miles, Kevin Sumlin, Tim Beckman, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 30, 2015

Sunday edition....

Texas A M adds three-star RB prospect Rakeem Boyd to its 2016 recruiting class.

Texas A M adds three-star RB prospect Rakeem Boyd to its 2016 recruiting class.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 29, 2015

Rakeem Boyd....

Illinois fires head coach Tim Beckham one week before 2015 season opener.

Illinois fires head coach Tim Beckham one week before 2015 season opener.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 28, 2015

Tim Beckham....

Buckeye fan produces hype video for Ohio State-Virginia Tech rematch.

Buckeye fan produces hype video for Ohio State-Virginia Tech rematch.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 27, 2015

Ready for a hype video?...

Texas A M CB Tavares Garner transferes to FCS program Henderson State.

Texas A M CB Tavares Garner transferes to FCS program Henderson State.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 26, 2015

Tavares Garner....

South Carolina names Connor Mitch as starting QB for season opener.

South Carolina names Connor Mitch as starting QB for season opener.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 25, 2015

Connor Mitch....

Auburn fan creates Don't Blink 2015 season hype video.

Auburn fan creates Don't Blink 2015 season hype video.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 25, 2015

From the "Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't We?...

Tennessee adds four-star WR prospect Tee Higgins to its 2017 recruiting class.

Tennessee adds four-star WR prospect Tee Higgins to its 2017 recruiting class.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 25, 2015

Tee Higgins....

Arizona St. running back coach Bo Graham resigns.

Arizona St. running back coach Bo Graham resigns.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 24, 2015

Bo Graham....

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