Friday, September 4, 2015 • Evening Edition • "Magneto was right."

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Bobby Bowden claims FSU boosters consider Jameis Winston an embarrassment to the university.

Bobby Bowden claims FSU boosters consider Jameis Winston an embarrassment to the university.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 12, 2015

Former Florida State head coach Bobby Bowden just dropped a 5,000-pound hammer on his former employers....

Michigan reportedly dismisses WR Dennis Norfleet.

Michigan reportedly dismisses WR Dennis Norfleet.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 12, 2015

Dennis Norfleet....

The Fallout: Bo Pelini, Tim Beckman, Nick Wilson, and more.

The Fallout: Bo Pelini, Tim Beckman, Nick Wilson, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 12, 2015

Money for Nothing....



Happy Mother's Day: Bear Byant's legendary Have you called your mother today? commercial.

Happy Mother's Day: Bear Byant's legendary Have you called your mother today? commercial.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 10, 2015

an old South Central Bell commercial featuring the legendary Alabama head football coach Paul "Bear" Bryant....


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The Fallout: Texas vs. Texas A M, BYU, Georgia, and more.

The Fallout: Texas vs. Texas A M, BYU, Georgia, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 9, 2015

Saturday edition....


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The Fallout: Everett Golson, Christian Hackenberg, UAB, and more.

The Fallout: Everett Golson, Christian Hackenberg, UAB, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 8, 2015

Where Do We Go From Here?...

Notre Dame QB Everett Golson will transfer to another school.

Notre Dame QB Everett Golson will transfer to another school.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 7, 2015

Everett Golson....

Auburn adds four-star CB prospect John Broussard to its 2016 recruiting class.

Auburn adds four-star CB prospect John Broussard to its 2016 recruiting class.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 7, 2015

John Broussard....

Urban Meyer undergoes appendectomy, doing great, according to wife.

Urban Meyer undergoes appendectomy, doing great, according to wife.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 6, 2015

to remove his appendix on Wednesday....

Urban Meyer will throw out first pitch before Yankees game at Yankee Stadium.

Urban Meyer will throw out first pitch before Yankees game at Yankee Stadium.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 6, 2015

at Yankee Stadium....

Jim Harbaugh is the last person on Earth to find out Lou Holtz had left ESPN.

Jim Harbaugh is the last person on Earth to find out Lou Holtz had left ESPN.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 5, 2015

Jim Harbaugh has been quite busy in his new job as Michigan head coach....


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The Fallout: Connor Cook, Dak Prescott, Trevone Boykin, and more.

The Fallout: Connor Cook, Dak Prescott, Trevone Boykin, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 5, 2015

Cinco de Mayo edition....


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University of Alabama forbids students to use roll, tide, and Obama when selecting passwords.

University of Alabama forbids students to use roll, tide, and Obama when selecting passwords.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 4, 2015

for its myBama network account?...

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