Thursday, September 3, 2015 • Morning Edition • "The comic book industry's inflamed butthole."
Arkansas RB Jonathan Williams suffers foot injury, out for extended period of time.

Arkansas RB Jonathan Williams suffers foot injury, out for extended period of time.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 16, 2015

Jonathan Williams....

FOX Sports unveils Jim Harbaugh-themed bus, complete with khakis.

FOX Sports unveils Jim Harbaugh-themed bus, complete with khakis.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 15, 2015

Well, here's your awkwardly disturbing new item of the day....

Rich Rodriguez becomes Rod, Rich Rod in Arizona's James Bond-inspired hype video

Rich Rodriguez becomes Rod, Rich Rod in Arizona's James Bond-inspired hype video

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 14, 2015

Rich Rodriguez....

Lawyer raps about his alma mater, Florida.

Lawyer raps about his alma mater, Florida.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 14, 2015

From the "Why do you insist on saying things I can never unhear?...

Samantha Ponder is an ex-sideline reporter for ESPN Thursday Night Football.

Samantha Ponder is an ex-sideline reporter for ESPN Thursday Night Football.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 14, 2015

Samantha Ponder....


Clemson CB Mackensie Alexander proclaims himself the best corner in college.

Clemson CB Mackensie Alexander proclaims himself the best corner in college.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 12, 2015

Mackensie Alexander....

Minnesota adds three-star WR prospect Drew Hmielewski to its 2016 recruiting class.

Minnesota adds three-star WR prospect Drew Hmielewski to its 2016 recruiting class.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 12, 2015

Drew Hmielewski....

Big Ten Fallout: Christian Hackenberg, Braxton Miller, Tim Beck, and more.

Big Ten Fallout: Christian Hackenberg, Braxton Miller, Tim Beck, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 11, 2015

Christian Hackenberg....


Ohio State releases video from first day of fall practice.

Ohio State releases video from first day of fall practice.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 11, 2015

Braxton Miller....

Oklahoma adds three-star OLB Pernell Jefferson to its 2016 recruiting class.

Oklahoma adds three-star OLB Pernell Jefferson to its 2016 recruiting class.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 10, 2015

Pernell Jefferson....

Big 12 fallout: Trevone Boykin, Karl Joseph, Bob Stoops, and more.

Big 12 fallout: Trevone Boykin, Karl Joseph, Bob Stoops, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 10, 2015

Trevone Boykin....

Georgia adds four-star ATH prospect Devonta Smith to its 2017 recruiting class.

Georgia adds four-star ATH prospect Devonta Smith to its 2017 recruiting class.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 10, 2015

Devonta Smith....


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LSU releases 2015 season hype video.

LSU releases 2015 season hype video.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 10, 2015

college football season....

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