Friday, January 30, 2015 • Morning Edition • "At least we're not Multiversity!"

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Two Texas Longhorn football players reportedly questioned in campus police investigation of alleged sexual assault.

Two Texas Longhorn football players reportedly questioned in campus police investigation of alleged sexual assault.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 21, 2014

about an alleged sexual assault by University of Texas police....


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The Fallout: Daniel Rodriguez, Jeremy Pruittt, Ohio State, and more.

The Fallout: Daniel Rodriguez, Jeremy Pruittt, Ohio State, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 21, 2014

Saturday Edition....



Texas A M adds five-star WR prospect Damarkus Lodge to its 2015 recruiting class.

Texas A M adds five-star WR prospect Damarkus Lodge to its 2015 recruiting class.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 19, 2014

Damarkus Lodge....


Big Ten expansion and Midwest population decline. Or: Why the real reason why the B1G added Rutgers and Maryland.

Big Ten expansion and Midwest population decline. Or: Why the real reason why the B1G added Rutgers and Maryland.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 18, 2014

Jim Delany's new friend, Testudo....


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Covering Dixie: Alabama, Tray Matthews, Missouri, and more.

Covering Dixie: Alabama, Tray Matthews, Missouri, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 18, 2014

The SEC....


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Covering Dixie: Will Muschamp, Hutson Mason, Josh Murray, and more.

Covering Dixie: Will Muschamp, Hutson Mason, Josh Murray, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 17, 2014

The SEC....

Illinois adds California JUCO WR Raphael Barr.

Illinois adds California JUCO WR Raphael Barr.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 17, 2014

Raphael Barr....

Buffalo Wild Wings is an ex-bowl game sponsor.

Buffalo Wild Wings is an ex-bowl game sponsor.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 17, 2014

2013 Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl winners Kansas St....

Stanford adds NC high school canter Brian Chaffin to its 2015 recruiting class.

Stanford adds NC high school canter Brian Chaffin to its 2015 recruiting class.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 17, 2014

Brian Chaffin....



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