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Your Pac-12 division breakdowns.

Your Pac-12 division breakdowns.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 21, 2010

Here is the official division alignment for the Pac-12. North Washington Washington St Oregon Oregon St California Stanford South USC UCLA Arizona Arizona St Utah Colorado The California schools will continue to face each other every season. (via ESPN, The Sporting News) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles

Crossing the Atlantic: Miami, Boston College, Duke basketball, and more

Crossing the Atlantic: Miami, Boston College, Duke basketball, and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 21, 2010

(Crossing the Atlantic is a look at the ACC and other schools on the East Coast.)     Make your travel plans now. Miami will face Michigan State in a home-and-home series in 2020 and 2011. (ESPN) A November to remember? In other scheduling news, Boston College's meetings with Notre Dame will be pushed back to November in 2011 and 2012. (BC Interruption) Miami "will win a national championship" under Randy Shannon. Because Luther (Luke) Campbell says so. (Miami New Times) This year's Duke basketball squad is more talented than last year's. Because Coach K says so. Want to argue with him? (The Atlanta Journal-Constitution) Color Him Father. Georgia Tech linebacker Julian Burnett works hard to honor his late father. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution) We must protect this basketball goal. New basketball unis for Maryland and Boston College via Under Armour. (Dime) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles

If John Cena were English, this is who he'd be.

If John Cena were English, this is who he'd be.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 20, 2010

The group is called Missing Andy. They were finalists on a UK Pop Idol/X-Factor knockoff called Must Be the Music. For some reason the lead singer, Alex Greaves,  reminds me a lot like WWE wrestlet John Cena. If he were English and could actually rap, that is. Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles

Big Tentacles: Joe Paterno, Heisman hopefuls, Ohio State and...GHOSTS!

Big Tentacles: Joe Paterno, Heisman hopefuls, Ohio State and...GHOSTS!

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 20, 2010

(Big Tentacles is the SWRT look at the Big 10 and the teams it not-so-secretly covets.)     Joe Paterno doesn't like facemasks. JoePa thinks that facemasks promote the kind of helmet-to-helmet hits that plagued the NFL last weekend.  He claims it makes players "fearless."(Dr. Saturday) What makes a good Minnesota coach? A look at the qualities that Tim Brewster's replacement should have. (Off Tackle Empire)  As for actual candidates...Sporting News has their choices for the job. And yes, Mick Leach is on the list, unsurprisingly. (Sporting News) Big Ten Heisman hopes. One blog lists Wisconsin running back John Clay as a "front runner" for the Heisman Trophy.  Quarterbacks Terrelle Pryor (Ohio State), Denard Robinson (Michigan), and Taylor Martinez (Nebraska) are declared to be "falling off the pace." And America's Quarterback Ricky Stanzi (Iowa) is listed as a "sleeper." (Opposing Views) Basketball fix of the day: Purdue's Robbie Hummel is planning a 2011-12 return to the Boilermakers following season-ending surgery to fix his re-torn ACL, according to his father. (ESPN) Always look on the bright side of life. A BCS championship may be out of the question, but there's still a lot for Ohio State to fight for. Such as a Rose Bowl berth and extending the winning streak against Michigan to a seventh straight year. (Eleven Warriors) Mirror, Mirror. Iowa and Wisconsin are called mirror-images of each other. So which quarterback gets to be cool Mirror Universe Spock and wear the goatee, Scott Tolzien or Ricky Stanzi? (ESPN) Ghost story. Students at Penn State are planning an unofficial "ghost out" for the Oct. 30 home game against Michigan. The goal is to get fans to dress up as ghosts. And yes, the obligatory KKK white sheet comment has been made. So don't waste you're time coming up with one. (Onward State) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles


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Congratulations, Ole Miss. It's a bear.

Congratulations, Ole Miss. It's a bear.

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 14, 2010



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Your Freudian Nightmare of the Night via Bucky Badger

Your Freudian Nightmare of the Night via Bucky Badger

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 13, 2010

This is just perfect. I had a nightmare last night involving Bucky Badger, Robbie Caldwell, and a turkey farm. Then


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Behold...UGA VIII!

Behold...UGA VIII!

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 13, 2010



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Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Florida, Tennessee, Ole Miss and more

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Florida, Tennessee, Ole Miss and more

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 13, 2010


And the award for "Media Irresponsibility in the Favre Sexting Scandal" goes to...

And the award for "Media Irresponsibility in the Favre Sexting Scandal" goes to...

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 13, 2010

Bleacher Report, who decided it would a fun idea to put online a slideshow called "Brett Favre: 15 Other Reporters We'd Like To See Him Send Sexts To." Not only does this reach a level of tasteless almost beyond the original Deadspin story that started this media brouhaha, it raises it up a notch by promoting the cyberstalking of female media personalities. After the real life incident involving Erin Andrews, it's quite disturbing to see one of the more standard online sports media sites going in this direction. (via Bleacher Report) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles


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