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30,000 Hits! Thanks

30,000 Hits! Thanks

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 22, 2010

SWRT has reached the 30,000 hit mark. And just two months after hitting the 20,000 mark. Thanks everybody for checking in. Especially tose who keep coming back for more. Just a reminder that you can keep up with SWRT on Twitter, and also on Facebook. Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles

Big Tentacles: Bret Bielema's tattoo, Tim Brewster, Robbie Hummel, and...NORM!

Big Tentacles: Bret Bielema's tattoo, Tim Brewster, Robbie Hummel, and...NORM!

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 22, 2010

Oh no he di'int! Wisconsin head football coach Bret Bielema has an Iowa Hawkeye tattoo on his leg form his days when he played for Iowa under Hayden Fry. (Dr. Saturday) Oh, no he didn't. Did you hear that rumor about Tim Brewster smashing a trophy case when he heard that Minnesota fired him? Well, it's not true, so don't worry about it. (College Football Blog) Hummel's new role. Robbie Hummel will be taking on the war of "quasi-assistant coach" for Purdue while recovering from a season-ending tear in his ACL. (Boiler Station) NORM! Iowa has officially gotten behind a grassroots effort to honor defense coordinator Norm Parker, how has been hospitalized on several occasions due to complications related to diabetics, during the Wisconsin-Iowa showdown. Hawkeye fans are encouraged to chant "NORM!" on Wisconsin first downs. (Fight for Iowa) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles

Derek Dooley hat sighting

Derek Dooley hat sighting

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 22, 2010

Here's the most recent footage of Tennessee coach Derek Dooley and the hat that everyone in Tennessee wants. Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles

A Cam Newton jack-o-lantern? A Cam Newton jack-o-lantern.

A Cam Newton jack-o-lantern? A Cam Newton jack-o-lantern.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 22, 2010

A Cam Newton jack-0-lantern. War pumpkin. (via The War Eagle Reader) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: 'Bama QB "controversy," Cam Newton's heart, and more

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: 'Bama QB "controversy," Cam Newton's heart, and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 22, 2010

(Covering Dixie Like Mildew is the SWRT roundup of SEC  news, with the occasional pesky Southern school from another conference.)     Quarterback controversy at Alabama? Some  'Bama fans seem to be turning on Greg McElroy after recent struggles, and calling for back-up A.J. McCarron to start. Fickle, fickle, fickle. (Roll 'Bama Roll) I'll take "Things I don't want to hear my team's starting quarterback say for $1,000, " Alex. Auburn's Cam Newton says "My heart is still at Florida because of the long-lasting relationships I have with my teammates there. Leaving them was the hardest part." (ESPN) OOPS! Seven South Carolina players received "impermissibly paid" meals last summer. (The Post and Courier) Florida Fans should let Urban Meyer fix the Gators. Because Pat Dooley said so. (The Gainesville Sun) This just in. Bobby Petrino not popular with his former assistant coaches from his brief stopover with the Atlanta Falcons. (Cincinnati.com) Not ready for prime time? Tennessee's Tyler Bray isn't quite ready to stand up to competition like Alabama or South Carolina, says Chris Martin. (ChuckOliver.net) Phone calls I would have loved to have had a wiretap on. Barbara Dooley once called up then-LSU head football coach Nick Saban to complain that a practice scheduled for Christmas Eve would mean her son (then Saban's assistant coach) Derek Dooley wouldn't be home for Christmas. (al.com) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles

Big Tentacles: Wisconsin vs. Iowa, Rich Rodriguez, and...Stanley Kubrick?

Big Tentacles: Wisconsin vs. Iowa, Rich Rodriguez, and...Stanley Kubrick?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 21, 2010

(Big Tentacles is the SWRT look at the Big 10 and the teams it not-so-secretly covets.)      The game too close to call? Saturday's showdown between Wisconsin and Iowa is declared by Off Tackle Empire as "The Toughest Game EVER To Pick." (Off Tackle Empire) Wisconsin plays "American football." Because Bret Bielema says so. Guess how Black Heart Gold Pants, the epicenter of the Ricky Stanzi/America meme, thinks about it? (Black Heart Gold Pants) Number Two with a bullet. Michigan State ranked at number two in the preseason USA Today Top 25 Basketball Coaches' Poll.  Not surprisingly, Duke is at #1. Ohio St. takes #5, and Purdue is at #8. (USA Today)    Least shocking news on the week. Michigan head coach Rich Rodriguez on the Coaches Hot Seat Blog "Coaches Hot Seat Rankings." (Coaches Hot Seat Blog) The Ghost of Stanley Kubrick - "Dr. Strangbadger." Three guesses where this one came from. (Black Heart Gold Pants) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles

Your Pac-12 division breakdowns.

Your Pac-12 division breakdowns.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 21, 2010

Here is the official division alignment for the Pac-12. North Washington Washington St Oregon Oregon St California Stanford South USC UCLA Arizona Arizona St Utah Colorado The California schools will continue to face each other every season. (via ESPN, The Sporting News) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles

Crossing the Atlantic: Miami, Boston College, Duke basketball, and more

Crossing the Atlantic: Miami, Boston College, Duke basketball, and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 21, 2010

(Crossing the Atlantic is a look at the ACC and other schools on the East Coast.)     Make your travel plans now. Miami will face Michigan State in a home-and-home series in 2020 and 2011. (ESPN) A November to remember? In other scheduling news, Boston College's meetings with Notre Dame will be pushed back to November in 2011 and 2012. (BC Interruption) Miami "will win a national championship" under Randy Shannon. Because Luther (Luke) Campbell says so. (Miami New Times) This year's Duke basketball squad is more talented than last year's. Because Coach K says so. Want to argue with him? (The Atlanta Journal-Constitution) Color Him Father. Georgia Tech linebacker Julian Burnett works hard to honor his late father. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution) We must protect this basketball goal. New basketball unis for Maryland and Boston College via Under Armour. (Dime) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles

If John Cena were English, this is who he'd be.

If John Cena were English, this is who he'd be.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 20, 2010

The group is called Missing Andy. They were finalists on a UK Pop Idol/X-Factor knockoff called Must Be the Music. For some reason the lead singer, Alex Greaves,  reminds me a lot like WWE wrestlet John Cena. If he were English and could actually rap, that is. Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles

Big Tentacles: Joe Paterno, Heisman hopefuls, Ohio State and...GHOSTS!

Big Tentacles: Joe Paterno, Heisman hopefuls, Ohio State and...GHOSTS!

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 20, 2010

(Big Tentacles is the SWRT look at the Big 10 and the teams it not-so-secretly covets.)     Joe Paterno doesn't like facemasks. JoePa thinks that facemasks promote the kind of helmet-to-helmet hits that plagued the NFL last weekend.  He claims it makes players "fearless."(Dr. Saturday) What makes a good Minnesota coach? A look at the qualities that Tim Brewster's replacement should have. (Off Tackle Empire)  As for actual candidates...Sporting News has their choices for the job. And yes, Mick Leach is on the list, unsurprisingly. (Sporting News) Big Ten Heisman hopes. One blog lists Wisconsin running back John Clay as a "front runner" for the Heisman Trophy.  Quarterbacks Terrelle Pryor (Ohio State), Denard Robinson (Michigan), and Taylor Martinez (Nebraska) are declared to be "falling off the pace." And America's Quarterback Ricky Stanzi (Iowa) is listed as a "sleeper." (Opposing Views) Basketball fix of the day: Purdue's Robbie Hummel is planning a 2011-12 return to the Boilermakers following season-ending surgery to fix his re-torn ACL, according to his father. (ESPN) Always look on the bright side of life. A BCS championship may be out of the question, but there's still a lot for Ohio State to fight for. Such as a Rose Bowl berth and extending the winning streak against Michigan to a seventh straight year. (Eleven Warriors) Mirror, Mirror. Iowa and Wisconsin are called mirror-images of each other. So which quarterback gets to be cool Mirror Universe Spock and wear the goatee, Scott Tolzien or Ricky Stanzi? (ESPN) Ghost story. Students at Penn State are planning an unofficial "ghost out" for the Oct. 30 home game against Michigan. The goal is to get fans to dress up as ghosts. And yes, the obligatory KKK white sheet comment has been made. So don't waste you're time coming up with one. (Onward State) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles


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Congratulations, Ole Miss. It's a bear.

Congratulations, Ole Miss. It's a bear.

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 14, 2010



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Your Freudian Nightmare of the Night via Bucky Badger

Your Freudian Nightmare of the Night via Bucky Badger

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 13, 2010

This is just perfect. I had a nightmare last night involving Bucky Badger, Robbie Caldwell, and a turkey farm. Then


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